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    ITT: The Love Doctor Brah® is in the house to take your questions (srs) :hump:

    Since I was very successful helping our little friend Chriza gain the confidence to almost
    bang Cancer Stick Girl (he got a hickey and third base...not bad) I will field questions
    from the men and women of Dawgs in their relationship, dating or sex questions.






    btw.....I had the cajun fajitas tonight



    ok..... and go


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    He got to "third base"? What izz he, 14?
    Face the fact, I fly on planets every day.
    My nucleus friend, prepare, I return again...
    My 7XL is not yet invented.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevie View Post
    He got to "third base"? What izz he, 14?
    don't rain on his parade, Steven


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    do chicks dig the YOLO movement?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    do chicks dig the YOLO movement?
    They do.

    Genetically they are wired to protect their babies from outside threats
    which makes them more cautious when confronted with sausage fingered
    gentlemen (no offense). The YOLO movement lets them tap into your
    wild side and we, as guys, benefit greatly.


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    chriza lives on third base
    John 3:16

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    Schmoopy: please report to this thread


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    Satori Brah, I've heard some guys mention that black women have a distinct odor they've never encountered before. I say it is the eau de amour

    What do you say
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    i like cardio
    wanna fight?

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    Quote Originally Posted by face palm View Post
    i like cardio
    wanna fight?
    Do you think you could kick Satori's masculine ass?
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Do you think you could kick Satori's masculine ass?
    i could out run him and then point and laugh

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    IS there any way to get out of the friendzone? Or do you just chalk it up as a loss and move on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack-A-Roe View Post
    IS there any way to get out of the friendzone? Or do you just chalk it up as a loss and move on?
    chalk it up as a loss and move on. work out for a year and try again but be more of a dick this time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    chalk it up as a loss and move on. work out for a year and try again but be more of a dick this time.
    thats the thing, I get the being distanced thing and playing it cool but does being a jerk really work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack-A-Roe View Post
    thats the thing, I get the being distanced thing and playing it cool but does being a jerk really work?
    agreeing with her on everthing does not work. you have to have your own opinions and challenge her a little bit. Girls look at you agreeing with them all the time as you just saying whatever to her to get in her pants. Girls over think everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack-A-Roe View Post
    IS there any way to get out of the friendzone? Or do you just chalk it up as a loss and move on?
    Definitely. Start dating other women and make sure she knows about it.

    Right now she has no attraction to you. You may be able to change that if she sees that
    you are desirable to other women.


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    Does satori like bare back or a condom when taking it in the ass?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ralphberries View Post
    Does satori like bare back or a condom when taking it in the ass?
    He goes in raw.

    What are you looking at?

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    What do I do to get a straight guy naked?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    What do I do to get a straight guy naked?
    let him fuck your bff

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