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**The Gas Face** · 03-12-2013, 05:48 PM

is satori making love now?

**Super Mario** · 03-12-2013, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by Jack-A-Roe

IS there any way to get out of the friendzone? Or do you just chalk it up as a loss and move on?

chalk it up as a loss and move on. work out for a year and try again but be more of a dick this time.

**Swayze** · 03-12-2013, 05:49 PM

Black women do stink

Every single time

No bs

**Capn Crud** · 03-12-2013, 05:50 PM

Worst advice thread ever

**GHP** · 03-12-2013, 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by The Gas Face

is satori making love now?

He hears a knock on the door....it's his good friend Gas Face! "Hi GF come on in!" he says.....GF says, "It's kinda hot in here isn't it, Satori? Let's take off our clothes......."

Satori's all

**GHP** · 03-12-2013, 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by Swayze

Black women do stink

Every single time

No bs

**Jack-A-Roe** · 03-12-2013, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by Super Mario

chalk it up as a loss and move on. work out for a year and try again but be more of a dick this time.

thats the thing, I get the being distanced thing and playing it cool but does being a jerk really work?

**The Gas Face** · 03-12-2013, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by GHP

He hears a knock on the door....it's his good friend Gas Face! "Hi GF come on in!" he says.....GF says, "It's kinda hot in here isn't it, Satori? Let's take off our clothes......."

Satori's all

no. it doesn't work that way

**bobtraw** · 03-12-2013, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by ralphberries

Does satori like bare back or a condom when taking it in the ass?

He goes in raw.

What are you looking at?

**Super Mario** · 03-12-2013, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by Jack-A-Roe

thats the thing, I get the being distanced thing and playing it cool but does being a jerk really work?

agreeing with her on everthing does not work. you have to have your own opinions and challenge her a little bit. Girls look at you agreeing with them all the time as you just saying whatever to her to get in her pants. Girls over think everything.

**bobtraw** · 03-12-2013, 05:57 PM

Seeing a man acting like a jerk to others is pretty good, but not to me.

**face palm** · 03-12-2013, 05:58 PM

Originally Posted by GHP

Do you think you could kick Satori's masculine ass?

i could out run him and then point and laugh

**Daveindiego** · 03-12-2013, 06:26 PM

Hickey and got to 3rd base.

Did he send her a note that said _You Like Me _You Don't Like Me check one?

**Satori Brah** · 03-12-2013, 06:34 PM

Originally Posted by Jack-A-Roe

IS there any way to get out of the friendzone? Or do you just chalk it up as a loss and move on?

Definitely. Start dating other women and make sure she knows about it.

Right now she has no attraction to you. You may be able to change that if she sees that
you are desirable to other women.