Weds. March 13 Not Listening Thread

[Gunnar]

This is a thread for all those not listening to The Artie Show tonight.

Oh, if you are one of them: screw you.

Actually, listeners and non-listeners welcomed.

Gunnar,
Man of the people
People of the man.

[Rawdog]

i wont be listening when it comes on tv in 3 hours 14 minutes

[NoddinOff]

My balls smell like a swamp

[Gunnar]

Bunch of pussy non-listeners!

Rick Deringer trio up next.

Rock-n-Roll Hoochie-Coo mutha-fuckas!

Gunnar,
I'm not taking this negative shit well

I remember, 40 years ago now, when Rick wore the all leather suit with an american flag motif (Don Kirshner rock concert show).

That's right Gunnar used the word "motif" .

What was that phrase from Blue Oyster Cult's second album "motif of the rose"?

Rock on Rick.

Cities on Flame, With Rock and Roll!

[Gunnar]

OK, so I am talking to myself...

So, Doppelgänger (hey that's me Gunnar!) it seems that me, Gunnar, is getting on the negative band-wagon of Marie Canavan.

Sure, I (Gunnar) needs to look away when Liz has that (semi-permanent) joker smile pasted on her smoz, but Marie should probably stop getting air time on the show.

There I (Gunnar) said it, I know there are Marie fans around but screw you.

Peace,

G-Doppelganger
(hey that's me Gunnar)

[Gunnar]

i wont be listening when it comes on tv in 3 hours 14 minutes

Oh you guy, why I oughta...

[Gunnar]

My balls smell like a swamp

That TelegramSam guy is into ball washing, maybe he could help.

Actually, Ken Kohl can wash your balls too.

[fatstuff]

My balls smell like a swamp

Well, you're doing well to be able to bend over that far at least...

There's about an hour of this episode on YouTube again, so I'm about to check that out. I hope the Rick Derringer stuff is more like the 70s hard rock style than the 80s Hulk Hogan song style.

[Mike]

Rock and Roll hoochie koo I dig

[KimChee]

I’m sorry guys. I have tried to stick with the show as longas possible, but it has become god awful! The same shitty guests, same stories from Artie that he has told over and over and over…. The bands are unlistenable.The show has jumped the shark and I don’t see it lasting too much longer. Artieis a funny guy, but is a sub-par radio host. He really can’t drive a show alone. I’m done.......

[Rawdog]

that comedian was so unintredasting that i changed the channel. currently watching five year engagement on hbo. no homo

[ltd86]

these shows are getting killed with these unthinkably bad & unknown guests.

[NoddinOff]

I’m sorry guys. I have tried to stick with the show as longas possible, but it has become god awful! The same shitty guests, same stories from Artie that he has told over and over and over…. The bands are unlistenable.The show has jumped the shark and I don’t see it lasting too much longer. Artieis a funny guy, but is a sub-par radio host. He really can’t drive a show alone. I’m done.......

I dont know how Im gonna sleep at night knowing kimchee is "done" with watching the show, whatever will I do. We dont care brah either watch it or dont

[NoddinOff]

I like bocchetti alot but one thing thats been bothering me lately is how when they ask him what kind of girl he's looking for he always says "someone born in the 80's" its like dude you dont get to have expectations like that when you are your age and as out of shape as that. He see's artie getting attractive looking gold diggers and apparently is naive to the fact that they only want him for his money and thinks he's gonna land some 25 yr old model or something. No disrespect to mike its just he's gotta lower that unattainable expectation or else he's gonna be a lonely guy.

[fatstuff]

I like bocchetti alot but one thing thats been bothering me lately is how when they ask him what kind of girl he's looking for he always says "someone born in the 80's" its like dude you dont get to have expectations like that when you are your age and as out of shape as that. He see's artie getting attractive looking gold diggers and apparently is naive to the fact that they only want him for his money and thinks he's gonna land some 25 yr old model or something. No disrespect to mike its just he's gotta lower that unattainable expectation or else he's gonna be a lonely guy.

Well, yeah, Mike does take the positive thinking to the nth degree, but it's his high aim that makes the bit funny and Artie keep going back to it.
I wonder what happened with him and that female comic a week or two ago.
I got a great pic of the two of them together but it never works when I go to post it here.

I'm sure Artie attracts gold diggers (and judging by the pic I saw of his girlfriend he is punching above his weight), but I think it's his gift of the gab that overrides his looks.
When he talks on air with women he goes on about how they won't sleep with him 'cause he's fat, but panties generally need to be talked off, and that's his talent.

[fatstuff]

I dont know how Im gonna sleep at night knowing kimchee is "done" with watching the show, whatever will I do. We dont care brah either watch it or dont

I think that's just one of Gunnar's characters anyway.

[NoddinOff]

Well, yeah, Mike does take the positive thinking to the nth degree, but it's his high aim that makes the bit funny and Artie keep going back to it.
I wonder what happened with him and that female comic a week or two ago.
I got a great pic of the two of them together but it never works when I go to post it here.

I'm sure Artie attracts gold diggers (and judging by the pic I saw of his girlfriend he is punching above his weight), but I think it's his gift of the gab that overrides his looks.
When he talks on air with women he goes on about how they won't sleep with him 'cause he's fat, but panties generally need to be talked off, and that's his talent.

Artie has the gift of gab definitely but Im gonna have to respectfully disagree that he would land hot girls even with his ability to talk if he wasnt rich/famous. He looks really bad these days, for a skinny attractive young women to be with him just for him and not his fame/money they would have to a really genuine good person and those are pretty hard to find. If you're a young and in shape attractive girl and could have your pick of guys and you choose a 300lb guy who is like 15 years older than you or whatever (i dont know her age but Im sure shes a lot younger) its kinda fishy and obviously makes you think its for the money.

[Gunnar]

I think that's just one of Gunnar's characters anyway.

Dude, if you think this is true then report me, otherwise fuck off dick-head.

FYI, I am only me, Gunnar!

Keeping it real.
G-Snipe

[KimChee]

I dont know how Im gonna sleep at night knowing kimchee is "done" with watching the show, whatever will I do. We dont care brah either watch it or dont

“Brah” I was not implying I was done watching the show, “brah”I was stating that I was finished ranting about how bad it’s been lately “brah”. Now go suck your daddy’s cock, “brah”.

[Gunnar]

“Brah” I was not implying I was done watching the show, “brah”I was stating that I was finished ranting about how bad it’s been lately “brah”. Now go suck your daddy’s cock, “brah”.

and don't fuck with one of Gunnar's Army brah!