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    Sad Update on my Heath

    In the past month I've gained 8 pounds, mostly in my face and neck. I look like I have downs-syndrome.

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    How's hockey doing? Is she OK?
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    HG is doing GREAT... She looks wonderful, she's down to her lowest weight since we started dating.

    I think she's getting ready for a wedding dress.

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    Only one way to know for sure. Gonna need a full body shot. Preferably nekkid! I'll wait.
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    To your good Heath, sir!


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    Still waiting...



    High low.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
    Quote Originally Posted by Snotty View Post
    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
    Still waiting...



    High low.
    Hayer, Tater

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    Had a physical lately?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GSD View Post


    Had a physical lately?
    He had somethiing pushing on his prostate, if that counts for anything.

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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
    He had somethiing pushing on his prostate, if that counts for anything.


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    Quote Originally Posted by GSD View Post


    Had a physical lately?
    No, what do you think could be wrong with me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Real View Post
    No, what do you think could be wrong with me?
    If I guess right with almost no information do I get a prize

    How do you feel? Anything out of the ordinary?

    Any diet or bowel changes lately?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Real View Post
    No, what do you think could be wrong with me?
    You eat too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hockeygrl View Post
    You eat too much.
    He may be a with other problems though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Real View Post
    No, what do you think could be wrong with me?

    You may be holding water , Have you had your period yet
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    shut up you queer.

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    In the past month I've gained 8 pounds, mostly in my face and neck. I look like I have downs-syndrome.
    wait til 12:01 am...and check...you might be like me and it..were it all turns into dick at that time...
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    NAZ IS RIGHT
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    1. Open GIMP 2. Shove GIMP up your ass 3. Close GIMP

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    Quote Originally Posted by Partyxanimal View Post
    You may be holding water , Have you had your period yet
    I forgot to ask if he has a vagina

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    If you don't feel badly enough or concerned enough to see a doctor at this point you may want to start with this

    * Keep a food & drink log + weight log + exercise log
    * For food and drink log include every single thing you ingest into your body. Give as much detail as you can on the type of food, amount and brand name if it is not a whole food.
    * Post all the logs here @ least once a week each week. Daily would be better especially to start
    * Food and drink log break it down daily by each meal + note time of day of each meal or drink outside of a meal
    * Weigh yourself in the morning when you get up & at night before bed. Each time weigh yourself with no clothes on for comparative accuracy

    PM me anything you don't want to share here

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