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    Robin goes to see 'Oz the Great and Powerful' but can't come in to work.

    If Robin can leave her apartment, squeeze her grapefruit goiter in a towncar, schlep to a theater, sit through 20 minutes of coming attractions and a 130 minute movie, back in the towncar and then up to her apartment, why the fuck can't she come into the studio?

    And no house arrest theories. I think they let you go to and from work.
    "...so I'm lying there, Robin, fully nude, legs akimbo..."

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    She can do anything and go everywhere but work.

    Howard refuses to pay for a diaper changing station for her....
    so she ain't coming back to work.

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    Robin aint got no tiiiiime fo' work.
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    It really doesn't matter anymore. Could she make the show better if she was in studio. I don't think anything can make the show better anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemo View Post
    She can do anything and go everywhere but work.

    Howard refuses to pay for a diaper changing station for her....
    so she ain't coming back to work.
    Plus Tim shit up the bathroom.
    Please don't use this as your signature

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    If ^she went to the movies or anywhere wouldn't someone recognize her? The answer is she has never left ever!

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    She adds absolutely nothing to the show other than her annoying cackle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SchwoogieBuzzer View Post
    If Robin can leave her apartment, squeeze her grapefruit goiter in a towncar, schlep to a theater, sit through 20 minutes of coming attractions and a 130 minute movie, back in the towncar and then up to her apartment, why the fuck can't she come into the studio?

    And no house arrest theories. I think they let you go to and from work.
    She ain't never coming back.She's got it made working in her pajamas at home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SchwoogieBuzzer View Post
    If Robin can leave her apartment, squeeze her grapefruit goiter in a towncar, schlep to a theater, sit through 20 minutes of coming attractions and a 130 minute movie, back in the towncar and then up to her apartment...
    I think this is the fake story, Mike.

    Quote Originally Posted by WillyBest View Post
    Plus Tim shit up the bathroom.
    Maybe this one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by knu3421 View Post
    If ^she went to the movies or anywhere wouldn't someone recognize her? The answer is she has never left ever!
    This. With all the cameras out there, someone would have taken her picture and it would be all over the place.

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    I used to feel bad for Blobin but she is a loser who happened to get famous riding on someone else's coat tails...

    And she can't handle it because not-so deep down she knows that she is an undeserving, uneducated and ignorant wench who should be working in DMV.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greedyjew View Post
    She adds absolutely nothing to the show other than her annoying cackle.
    You're right. I don't even know why I care about where she is doing the show from. Except for the fact that we all know she's not in studio and won't talk about it. She is absolutely replaceable -- like a lightbulb -- except hers has been dim for decades. I've always loved Coward riffing on the events of the day with the news segment, but never thought she was a valuable factor. Anyone can do that job.
    "...so I'm lying there, Robin, fully nude, legs akimbo..."

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    Who would give a fuck enough to take her picture.

    No one.


    Just a common big fat blacklady waddling into a movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaw_belize View Post
    Who would give a fuck enough to take her picture.

    No one.


    Just a common big fat blacklady waddling into a movie.
    I disagree. Just think how fun it would be for a thread if someone had a recent picture of Robin out and about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaw_belize View Post
    Who would give a fuck enough to take her picture.

    No one.


    Just a common big fat blacklady waddling into a movie.
    Especially if she is fat and waddling!!! AND BALD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by knu3421 View Post
    If ^she went to the movies or anywhere wouldn't someone recognize her? The answer is she has never left ever!
    She probably lives in one of those buildings that has a built in movie theatre. She doesn't have to go anywhere.

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    DVD Screener - the rest is lies.

    I really wonder if she had a hair transplant. They say it fall out before it grows back so could take a very long time.
    We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak. Here, in the streets, in competition: A man confronts you, he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy.

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    who gives a single fuck about where she is during the show?

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