Beth's first tweet in over a week...

[R.P. McMurphy]

...why not post pictures on twitter. beths got nowhere to go and all day to get there.

[Teeney]

Did she have a stroke and the other side of her face is now drooping?

This or she is suffering from a case of Bells Palsy

[sinistar]

[kippy]

She should have cut that picture in half again and just posted the left half.

[SEGA]

clearly illuminati eye

[Mugsysam]

Wow, what a shock, she posted a photo of herself. I am stunned.

[Patron]

I'm pretty sure I can get her to suck my dick

[Art]

She can't go more than a couple of days without screaming for attention on Twitter. My guess is that she had a terrible botox/filler mishap with the left side of her face and was horrified that she couldn't post pics. The need for attention/verification from her adoring fans overtook her sensibilities and she came up with this half-assed photo to feed her starving ego. Just a guess.

I completely agree, Lou.

[DlistCelebutard]

I'm pretty sure I can get her to suck my dick

She sucks no one's dick, Howard has said so..

[DlistCelebutard]

Patron, do you have $500 M in the bank?? Beth doesn't suck anything for less than that.

[IlluminatiJones]

what is the point of her doing this?

Oh, I don't know, maybe a little something called "entertaining her 185,000 followers"!

That's the only part of her face Howard likes. She is a "corner of a page" model. He loves his fantasy that she really looks like that, with large almond eyes, clear skin, yellow hair. He really thinks when that freak face shows up in person, that people aren't running and screaming for the door. Howard and Beth think they can get Beth a television job based on his phony photos. Hey, Mr. Mogul, finance your own projects for your loser wife and stop bothering producers from other networks [Nat Geo; HGTV].

Nice nickname, although I prefer "the young, handsome go-getter".

She is ADORABLE for trying so hard.....Beth honey, no one gives a fuck except some Howard asskissers, and a couple of celebs that all do the same stuff for attention.
Beth sweetie, you are frickin' disaster...Mom Caves, Casino whatever, NSAL calendar all FAILURES....give it up already...I would have left the country if I were you after that Visa card commercial...

Not the word I'd use.

Here's a theory: as she rounds the corner to 50, she shows only 50% of her mug. 60, 40%. 70, 30% and so on. Beth's concept of "diminishing returns."

I like it!

She can't go more than a couple of days without screaming for attention on Twitter. My guess is that she had a terrible botox/filler mishap with the left side of her face and was horrified that she couldn't post pics. The need for attention/verification from her adoring fans overtook her sensibilities and she came up with this half-assed photo to feed her starving ego. Just a guess.

If only the truth were that wonderful, Lou.

Nobody responded fawning over how hot she is? Maybe that's because she and Howard are fighting, and his passive-aggressive way of punishing her is to call off the astroturfing company Buchwald normally employs to kiss her ass on the Internet.

I likes the way you think!

Can someone please photoshop the stupid out of these two assclowns?

And please, airbrush in a pair of matching senses of shame while you're at it.