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    Quote Originally Posted by Sternac View Post
    you sure it wasn't a pancake at ihop?
    From what I felt it was pretty big and kinda firm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    From what I felt it was pretty big and kinda firm
    hmm. have you ever eaten a juicy lucy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sternac View Post
    hmm. have you ever eaten a juicy lucy?
    No, what's that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    No, what's that?
    well there's an amazing thread about it on the front page of the bar here. it's a hamburger stuffed with cheese.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sternac View Post
    well there's an amazing thread about it on the front page of the bar here. it's a hamburger stuffed with cheese.
    Sounds yummy. Like a cream pie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    He refused to sign a autograph for my friend at a kings game. My friend went back and told him to fuck off and stuck his middle finger right in his face.

    A few minutes later I looked at him and he was giving us a hard stare like he wanted to go.

    I guess it wasn't all that close to going to blows but sme what close

    lol would have been funny if Tom hanks beat your friend down. Probably a pretty good pay day for him too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sternac View Post
    well there's an amazing thread about it on the front page of the bar here. it's a hamburger stuffed with cheese.
    so you mean instead of the cheese being on top it's in the middle?!?!?!?!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    so you mean instead of the cheese being on top it's in the middle?!?!?!?!?
    please read the thread. it's super, for realsies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post


    1. I've talked with people from Dawgs on the phone
    2. I have an autographed kathy Ireland picture
    3. My parent's pinball machine is called Big Warrior
    #3

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    lol would have been funny if Tom hanks beat your friend down. Probably a pretty good pay day for him too.
    My friend was a bad ass, he would have fucked up his bosom buddy ass

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    Chriza got fingered by his uncle?
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Chriza got fingered by his uncle?
    Some guys have all the luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Babs View Post
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    they do have a pinball machine from the 70s but it is called Big Indian
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    they do have a pinball machine from the 70s but it is called Big Indian

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Chriza got fingered by his uncle?
    Thats how he got cock warts?

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    1.I am sexually attracted to men
    2.I am an intelligent person.
    3.GHP is similar to mother Theresa


    2 lies and 1 truth

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    Quote Originally Posted by EddyG View Post
    1.I am sexually attracted to men
    2.I am an intelligent person.
    3.GHP is similar to mother Theresa


    2 lies and 1 truth
    stfu Eddy
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    stfu Eddy
    You complete me

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    Quote Originally Posted by EddyG View Post
    You complete me
    Don't fuck up Dawg's thread butthole
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    ITT we create two lies about ourselves and share one truth. The wonderful posters of Dawgs can then try to figure out which is the true story. Kind of like the Mike Walker Game Share as much as you like or as little as you want.

    I'll go first:

    - My favorite show on TV right now is Big Bang Theory.
    - I won $500 from a lottery scratch ticket
    - Favorite animal at the zoo is a prarie dog.

    THE FIRST PERSON TO GUESS THE TRUTH GOES NEXT.
    didn't prairie dogs eat a kid at the zoo?

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