Do you own a coffee mate?

[Schmoopy]

You kno you're gonna have a heartattack soon right?

I've been taking them for years. I take one before I go to the gym too.

[Schmoopy]

Aren't those pills awesome? No waiting for coffee to brew, sipping slowly, staining your teeth....! (I have to cut the pills in half though; a whole one's too much for me)

You get them from an Amish drug dealer?

[gwartney]

Coffee mate is a non-dairy powdered creamer.

I think you have it confused with something else.

[P-B]

You kno you're gonna have a heartattack soon right?

That's the same amount as @2 cups of coffee.

[beatlejews]

coffee mate is full of hydrogenated oils

[GHP]

coffee mate is full of hydrogenated oils

Fuck yeah!