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  1. 03-12-2013, 12:00 PM #101
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    I'm going to chainsaw you
    Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Well two but one was a picture
    Day is still young.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JumboWop View Post
    Which Nook will she be getting for Easter?
    If it lasts that long, which it won't, I'll buy her a chocolate bunny for Easter
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  4. 03-12-2013, 12:01 PM #104
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    I probably smoke twice as much as she does

    Stop picking on her you harpies
    Perhaps she'll sing you some Tom Waits or John Cougar Mellencamp.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    You REALLY think I'm gonna live long enough to raise children
    Your diabetes acting up again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked smaaaht View Post
    Day is still young.
    God damn it she told me to text her when I got up!

    I could provide proof but my phone doesn't take screenshots
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    If it lasts that long, which it won't, I'll buy her a chocolate bunny for Easter
    why won't it last that long? Easter isnt far away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    If it lasts that long, which it won't, I'll buy her a chocolate bunny for Easter
    You gonna buy your sister a chocolate owl?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FranciscoTheMan View Post
    Perhaps she'll sing you some Tom Waits or John Cougar Mellencamp.
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  11. 03-12-2013, 12:03 PM #111
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lawsy View Post
    why won't it last that long? Easter isnt far away.
    You must be new here
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    You gonna buy your sister a chocolate owl?


    Good idea
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  13. 03-12-2013, 12:04 PM #113
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    If it lasts that long, which it won't, I'll buy her a chocolate bunny for Easter
    You should buy her one of those robot voice box thingies that you hold up to your neck.
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  14. 03-12-2013, 12:04 PM #114
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    God damn it she told me to text her when I got up!

    I could provide proof but my phone doesn't take screenshots
    "She was being polite. Did your call(s) go right to voice mail?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lawsy View Post
    why won't it last that long? Easter isnt far away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FranciscoTheMan View Post
    You should buy her one of those robot voice box thingies that you hold up to your neck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Well two but one was a picture
    Did the picture happen to contain a bumpy shaft?
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  18. 03-12-2013, 12:05 PM #118
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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked smaaaht View Post
    "She was being polite. Did your call(s) go right to voice mail?
    Why would a text go to voicemail
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    Did the picture happen to contain a bumpy shaft?
    No FUCKER and I'm not telling you what it was
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