Originally Posted by Chriza I'm going to chainsaw you Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
Originally Posted by Splash Cock
Originally Posted by Chriza Well two but one was a picture Day is still young.
Originally Posted by JumboWop Which Nook will she be getting for Easter? If it lasts that long, which it won't, I'll buy her a chocolate bunny for Easter
Originally Posted by gilaet What are you dropping for supper, HAL?
Originally Posted by Chriza I probably smoke twice as much as she does Stop picking on her you harpies Perhaps she'll sing you some Tom Waits or John Cougar Mellencamp.
Originally Posted by Chriza You REALLY think I'm gonna live long enough to raise children Your diabetes acting up again?
Originally Posted by wicked smaaaht Day is still young. God damn it she told me to text her when I got up! I could provide proof but my phone doesn't take screenshots
Originally Posted by wicked smaaaht I love police officers
Originally Posted by Chriza If it lasts that long, which it won't, I'll buy her a chocolate bunny for Easter why won't it last that long? Easter isnt far away.
Originally Posted by Chriza If it lasts that long, which it won't, I'll buy her a chocolate bunny for Easter You gonna buy your sister a chocolate owl?
Originally Posted by FranciscoTheMan Perhaps she'll sing you some Tom Waits or John Cougar Mellencamp.
Originally Posted by Lawsy why won't it last that long? Easter isnt far away. You must be new here
Originally Posted by Schmoopy You gonna buy your sister a chocolate owl? Good idea
Originally Posted by Chriza If it lasts that long, which it won't, I'll buy her a chocolate bunny for Easter You should buy her one of those robot voice box thingies that you hold up to your neck.
Originally Posted by Chriza God damn it she told me to text her when I got up! I could provide proof but my phone doesn't take screenshots "She was being polite. Did your call(s) go right to voice mail?
Originally Posted by Lawsy why won't it last that long? Easter isnt far away.
Originally Posted by FranciscoTheMan You should buy her one of those robot voice box thingies that you hold up to your neck.
Originally Posted by Chriza Well two but one was a picture Did the picture happen to contain a bumpy shaft?
Originally Posted by wicked smaaaht "She was being polite. Did your call(s) go right to voice mail? Why would a text go to voicemail
Originally Posted by Lawsy Go blow Blizz!
Originally Posted by Lemmy Did the picture happen to contain a bumpy shaft? No FUCKER and I'm not telling you what it was
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