Will The Cardinals in the Conclave Elect A Black Pope?

**KOAM** · 03-12-2013, 09:37 AM

There's a schwoogie President

I really hope not.

**GHP** · 03-12-2013, 09:41 AM

I have no idea about this guy, but lots of Africans (and EVERY Ghanaian I've known) are uber-conservative. This could be interesting

Meh kinda

**Lemmy** · 03-12-2013, 09:43 AM

They should vote for the easter bunny or santa clause.

**KOAM** · 03-12-2013, 09:43 AM

Nooooooooo

**KOAM** · 03-12-2013, 09:48 AM

WHITE smoke when a decision is reached. That's a good sign.

**LeAdz** · 03-12-2013, 09:54 AM

**ZosoHitler** · 03-12-2013, 10:06 AM

I really want a black Pope. I want to see the expression on the faces of all those old conservative white Catholics when a brother walks out onto the Vatican balcony. And he has to be REALLY black. Not light like Denzel or Halle Berry but DARK like Wesley Snipes.

**Jim J Jiblets** · 03-12-2013, 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by KOAM

WHITE smoke when a decision is reached. That's a good sign.

Heard the news this am. I think we'll know for sure when we see a black pope smoking from a pipe and exhaling white smoke.

**FlaFlaFlunkie** · 03-12-2013, 10:17 AM

Not in a million years. If the Church wants to remain relevant, it should look to Latin America for its next pope. Just my opinion, FWIW.

**racerx** · 03-12-2013, 10:23 AM

beetlepope

**Schmoopy** · 03-12-2013, 10:36 AM

I don't care who those pedo's select.

**BrulesRules** · 03-12-2013, 10:43 AM

There has already been one

**hidden dragon** · 03-12-2013, 10:48 AM

A black pope needs to make the papal uniform look more pimp like.

**Lemmy** · 03-12-2013, 10:50 AM

Originally Posted by hidden dragon

A black pope needs to make the papal uniform look more pimp like.

More pimp like than a gold hat and ruby slippers? Good luck with that!

**hidden dragon** · 03-12-2013, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by Lemmy

More pimp like than a gold hat and ruby slippers? Good luck with that!

I said pimp, not fruity.

**Lemmy** · 03-12-2013, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by Schmoopy

I don't care who those pedo's select.

"You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Schmoopy again."

**hidden dragon** · 03-12-2013, 10:52 AM

Originally Posted by LeAdz

We said black pope, not werewolf.

How do you get anything done while kissing hal's ass so much?

**GHP** · 03-12-2013, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie

Not in a million years. If the Church wants to remain relevant, it should look to Latin America for its next pope. Just my opinion, FWIW.

One of the popular choices is from Honduras, strangely enough. I don't know that I just saw it on TV.

Personally I couldn't care less about these Catholic fuckheads pretty sure Eddy's a Catholic