Carolla calls out the media & pussy politicos in a great rant

[RiotGrip]

i get a chick vibe from goo

did you tho? is that why your arms looked so puffy?

Does the thought of my biceps being fake and having synthol in them ruin the masturbation fantasy for you?





No synthol, no steroids--just iron

[Goo For You]

I'm gonna say something here that might affect your grading, so no peeking:

I actually don't believe Matt is a real stalker. The reason is simple: he could find all the info he wants by searching the forums. But this also has one important corollary: he's more than likely a perv who enjoys his fantasy too much to find out the truth.

[RiotGrip]

I'm gonna say something here that might affect your grading, so no peeking:

I actually don't believe Matt is a real stalker. The reason is simple: he could find all the info he wants by searching the forums. But this also has one important corollary: he's more than likely a perv who enjoys his fantasy too much to find out the truth.

I knew you were a guy from other posts, but you have to remember that Matthew has a rich tradition of believing whatever in spite of facts.

[I invented that]

I knew you were a guy from other posts, but you have to remember that Matthew has a rich tradition of believing whatever in spite of facts.

hmmm, you were stalking goo?

[MatthewT]

Matt, how would you rate my 6 million dollar man jab? I thought that was pretty decent.


PS. Be fair.

i missed it

[Goo For You]

hmmm, you were stalking goo?

We have exchanged private messages.:giggidy:

[MatthewT]

oh, good. here's a synthol dude; yikes

[Goo For You]

i missed it

http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread...=1#post3875072

It's the next one after this, with the spoiler tags. You need to read them together.

PS. See how seriously I'm taking learning the ropes of online ball-busting? (Since it currently seems to be the only game in town.)

[I invented that]

We have exchanged private messages.:giggidy:

you a bottom or top?

[Goo For You]

One fantasy gets ruined, and another one begins!

[MatthewT]

uh, the twinkie dispenser was funny, but the bicep thing is all riotgrip; dude was into "competitive hand gripping"

and he totally looks like he does synthol, even though he denies it

me, i still think you're a chick :dontcare:

[Goo For You]

valuable feedback

Much obliged!

me, i still think you're a chick :dontcare:

This is the point where it gets awkward..........................

[MatthewT]

well, you're not the most masculine of fellows, now, are you

[RiotGrip]

uh, the twinkie dispenser was funny, but the bicep thing is all riotgrip; dude was into "competitive hand gripping"

and he totally looks like he does synthol, even though he denies it

me, i still think you're a chick :dontcare:

I take that as a compliment.

[Goo For You]

well, you're not the most masculine of fellows, now, are you

If my English counts as fluent, I'm trilingual...

I sound like a different person in each one of them.

(The language affects my personality and everything...)

It's pretty scary when you think about it. But also pretty fun when you get used to it.

How does one go about changing such a thing?

[MatthewT]

i don't imagine one would; embrace your metrosexuality

[I invented that]

One fantasy gets ruined, and another one begins!

[RiotGrip]

i don't imagine one would; embrace your metrosexuality

If MatthewT can't have a gay man, a metrosexual is the next best thing

[MatthewT]

dude, your mind goes to really strange places