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  1. 03-12-2013, 08:19 AM #1
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    Examine and Rank Tuesday (The Schmoopy Edition)

    Please examine and rank this billowing blastwhistle.
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  2. 03-12-2013, 08:21 AM #2
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    Doesn't look like a dude
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    she vacuums my floor while I pound her back door.. 7.7
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  4. 03-12-2013, 08:22 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    she vacuums my floor while I pound her back door.. 7.7
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  5. 03-12-2013, 08:24 AM #5
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    Nice body, face could be better 8
    The four kings of EMI are sitting stately on the floor
    There are birds out on the sidewalk
    And a valet at the door
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    she looks a lot like dexter's sister. would hit.





    is that ava rose or one of those rose sisters?
    you just don't turn it off.
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  7. 03-12-2013, 08:27 AM #7
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  9. 03-12-2013, 08:36 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    she looks a lot like dexter's sister. would hit.






    is that ava rose or one of those rose sisters?
    I do not think Citizen Dinkus has ever graced the pages of Examine and Rank. Welcome son!
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  10. 03-12-2013, 08:38 AM #10
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    Got no place for that pinch face

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackie the jerk View Post
    Doesn't look like a dude
    /end of thread.
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    I was mistaken...The Oreck store I thought was closed in my neighborhood is actually still open. The self-serve yogurt place next door had paper over the windows, not the Oreck store. BUT the employee in the Oreck store who yells at people all the time was wearing a dress shirt and tie. I wonder if Schmoopy burns cigarette holes in his tie when he leans over to give demonstrations.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RH Goatcabin View Post
    Please examine and rank this billowing blastwhistle.

    thats a shitty hoover btw, overpriced shit
    I hate being bipolar, its awesome.
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  14. 03-12-2013, 08:46 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    I was mistaken...The Oreck store I thought was closed in my neighborhood is actually still open. The self-serve yogurt place next door had paper over the windows, not the Oreck store. BUT the employee in the Oreck store who yells at people all the time was wearing a dress shirt and tie. I wonder if Schmoopy burns cigarette holes in his tie when he leans over to give demonstrations.
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  15. 03-12-2013, 08:49 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by stripes View Post
    thats a shitty hoover btw, overpriced shit
    I didn't even notice a vacuum in the picture...I just assumed it was more of that RH Goatcabin ethereal humor.
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  16. 03-12-2013, 08:51 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    I didn't even notice a vacuum in the picture...I just assumed it was more of that RH Goatcabin ethereal humor.
    I went for subtle as opposed to ethereal.
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  17. 03-12-2013, 08:54 AM #17
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    Housework in 5 inch heels...that's a trooper.

    Screw the housework, let me squeeze that pooper.

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    I'd probably fuck it
    After she got done with the suck bucket.
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    Look at that looped up shoulder strap. That outfit was meant for someone of Richard Kiel's stature.
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  20. 03-12-2013, 09:04 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    Look at that looped up shoulder strap. That outfit was meant for someone of Richard Kiel's stature.
    Does Richard Kiel come to mind when you think sexy men? With the metal teeth or without?
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