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    Have you ever had a boss, who upon seeing a horse, yelled out "OMFG....

    look at that horse's cock!!"


    I did.

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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    How was it working for General Grant?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gas Face View Post
    How was it working for General Grant?

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    One time I was at the San Diego Zoo on the bus tour and the elephant's penis was almost dragging on the ground.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    One time I was at the San Diego Zoo on the bus tour and the elephant's penis was almost dragging on the ground.
    That's what Dave said about the mastodon
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    There was 4 of us in a car driving to an airport in Gunnison, CO, my boss and 3 peer co-workers.

    I was in the backseat, and proceeded to giggle to myself all the way to Gunnison.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gas Face View Post
    How was it working for General Grant?
    Nah, I think it was General Lee Obese

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    dough you fucking suck and dawg hates your guts

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    One time I was at the San Diego Zoo on the bus tour and the elephant's penis was almost dragging on the ground.
    I once saw a gnu that looked like it had 5 legs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doughhead63 View Post
    Nah, I think it was General Lee Obese

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    hahahaha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    One time I was at the San Diego Zoo on the bus tour and the elephant's penis was almost dragging on the ground.
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    I once saw a gnu that looked like it had 5 legs.
    This wasn't so much about animal penis, as it was about awkward supervisors comments.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    This wasn't so much about animal penis, as it was about awkward supervisors comments.
    I knew a supervisor once who announced to his employees, "I know you all hate me because I'm black." I don't think anyone hated him at all. That was sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    This wasn't so much about animal penis, as it was about awkward supervisors comments.
    Oh, I thought it was about huge horse cock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    I knew a supervisor once who announced to his employees, "I know you all hate me because I'm black." I don't think anyone hated him at all. That was sad.
    He wasn't even black
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    I knew a supervisor once who announced to his employees, "I know you all hate me because I'm black." I don't think anyone hated him at all. That was sad.
    I bet everyone did hate him because he was black, on the deep inside.
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    I wished he had been my supervisor. Mine was a great big fat guy with hair hanging out of his nose and on top of his nose and his nose whistled when he would talk, and when he would sit in his chair, you could see the swelling of his great big sick scrotum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    I bet everyone did hate him because he was black, on the deep inside.
    Everyone hates you and you're not black Dave. I think it's because you're so old
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Everyone hates you and you're not black Dave. I think it's because you're so old
    OMG. If everyone hates me because I'm old, then everyone must completely despise you like Hitler.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    OMG. If everyone hates me because I'm old, then everyone must completely despise you like Hitler.
    You look way older than Hitler Dave
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    My veterinarian also has hair coming out the top of his nose like a werewolf

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