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    hippo
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    One time I was at the San Diego Zoo on the bus tour and the elephant's penis was almost dragging on the ground.
    Face the fact, I fly on planets every day.
    My nucleus friend, prepare, I return again...
    My 7XL is not yet invented.

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    You look way older than Hitler Dave
    Hitler wasn't that old. He was 45 when he took over as Chancellor in '34.

    I'm going to be 44 next month.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    He's dave. He's a legend.

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    Dave's still aging backwards
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Hitler wasn't that old. He was 45 when he took over as Chancellor in '34.

    I'm going to be 44 next month.
    You look way older than Hitler, Dave
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    I knew a supervisor once who announced to his employees, "I know you all hate me because I'm black." I don't think anyone hated him at all. That was sad.
    I never even met the guy and I hate him because he is black.
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    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL

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    I never even met the guy and I hate him because he is black.
    Exactly what I was thinking. It's pretty universal with me.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post


    hippo
    That's a hippo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    You look way older than Hitler Dave
    Yeah but Hitler couldn't stuff his own hair in his mouth. Dave can.
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    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL

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    That's a rhinoceros.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    That's a hippo?
    Enough with the mlaw jokes
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    That's a hippo?
    guess who looked?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Theater View Post
    Yeah but Hitler couldn't stuff his own hair in his mouth. Dave can.
    Dave can stuff schmoopy's cock in his mouth too
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs10/i/2006/120/3/f/jj_hearts_pink_floyd_by_Jessica_Necromancer.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkFriday View Post
    DF!
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    I wasn't really looking at the penis. I was looking at the body, and the url says it's a hippo, but that is not a hippo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Dave can stuff schmoopy's cock in his mouth too
    Whenever we start doing this, you always end up going someplace like that.

    I must really get you 'hot and bothered' with my style of posting.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    He's dave. He's a legend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    I wasn't really looking at the penis. I was looking at the body, and the url says it's a hippo, but that is not a hippo.
    you totally looked at its penis
    John 3:16

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Whenever we start doing this, you always end up going someplace like that.

    I must really get you 'hot and bothered' with my style of posting.
    Nah you just always seem so gay that's where the convo ends up
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    you totally looked at its penis
    A cursory glance.

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