Doesn't look good for Sam Simon

[johnnynoname]

See- you would do it like this:

see- because there used to be this bit during the news portion of the show where Robin would read a tragic story and Fred would play a sound bite of Jackie laughing

[HorseVsPelican]

Anyone catch the part where Robin told Sam not to give up hope because there are miracles out there and he needs to keep looking.

Crazy fatso. She's still recommending crazy remedies even after what she's been through.

[Snotty]

Mr. Simon was on Bubba today, He sounded in good spirits and the best part..... They cracked on Ralphiecakes for a good five minutes.....I'm thinking Sam is taking stock of what's REALLY Important

[HorseVsPelican]

Does Sam call Bubba often?

[bobabooey]

Does Sam call Bubba often?

Sometimes. Sam has a show every Friday night on Bubba's Radioio channel. I think it's tonight at 6PM.

[GaryPuppet]

[HorseVsPelican]

Sometimes. Sam has a show every Friday night on Bubba's Radioio channel. I think it's tonight at 6PM.

I can't take Bubba. I just looked up on youtube "Sam Simon Bubba" and the first clip that came on was Bubba defending Hulk Hogan. I could never take him when he was on 101 and boy did I give it a fucking try.

I love this clip of Louis CK recounting his experience of calling into Bubba. Skip to 10:35 to hear it

[MatthewT]

why is flafla so upset that strangers might have stuck things up his ass?

[Hateman]

[Wangold]

I still don't understand. When you have this guy's money you have your choice of the best doctors and hospitals available. Have no idea how you can be misdiagnosed when you have a colonoscopy unless the tumor is hidden. Some people just don't want to be tested or think they can resolve their medical issues with their own cures.

Steve Jobs comes to mind.

[Wangold]

Think Ralphiecakes is doing extra anal in hopes of getting in the will?

I wonder if Sam actually has anal cancer, rather than colon cancer. No doubt Ralphie is probably taken care of in his will.

Ironically, Ralph probably was the one that gave him HPV in the tuccas, leading to the cancer.

[TripTo My Taint]

What're you talking about? There was the doctor performing the procedure, the anesthesiologist, the nurse who put in my I.V. and two other assholes who I have no fucking idea what they were doing AND the fucking hospital tried to get me to sign a piece of paper that would've allowed a whole pack of students in the room too.

i was all like 'FUCK THAT!', ask the next asshole.




For all I know, they let the students in anyway.

I've been in the room on over 30 of these procedures, and believe me, it's no big deal. There's three surgical towels they use to cover everything up, except your asshole...no balls, no taint, no vagoo. This is done by one nurse prior to anyone going into the room, even the doctor. The patients' business end (pun intended) are pointed right at the doc and no one can see anything, even if they were trying to look. Everyone else is looking at the monitor, not at the patient.

What was truly amazing to me was how tiny a cancerous polyp can be...smaller than a grain of rice is enough to take you out, if it's into the colon wall and bloodstream. Get your tests, all.

Believe me, there is nothing so remarkable about one's asshole that the doc performing the procedure hasn't seen a thousand times before, so don't fuck around with your life over stupid humility.

[TripTo My Taint]

Hey, I'm just wonderin' what you were thinking by saying something like ('cause I'm too lazy to go back and quote you) "only the doctor..."

It's not "only a doctor." That's the only point I was making. but yeah, it's no big deal at all. You're under anesthesia so you don't feel a damned thing.

You're actually semi-conscious, so the doctor can give you commands to move into certain positions if needed. It's the same drug MJ died using....propofol. But no, you don't ever remember a thing.