I have mixed feelings on Simon but his contributions to TV and pop culture are undeniably monstrous as well as well as Jennifer Tilly's cans. If a nigh billionaire mogel can be taken down like that with the access to medicines best than we ALL can at any time.
I guess Howard will have to push Beth down the marble manor's staircase another time so she can "break her foot" again and he can WIGgle out of this funeral too.

I guess he was having Ralph do the colonoscopies himself.
"I'm sorry I couldn't make Sam Simon's funeral Robin, but we had to judge this killer cheerleader burlesque group who will be doing big things on AGT. Anything else Robin?"
Sam Simon @simonsam I SWIM, fuckwad. RT: @sleepinwarrior You burn more fuel flying to your Hawaiian getaways than most people with a car use in a year.
You'd have to be a complete loser to see this as a positive or something to make fun of because there's no reason to hate him that wouldn't make you look like a total douche with no life.
Sam Simon @simonsam I SWIM, fuckwad. RT: @sleepinwarrior You burn more fuel flying to your Hawaiian getaways than most people with a car use in a year.
This is what happens when you don't eat meat.
I am embracing my inner asshole.
get your asses checked people ---very sad
Ralph will be wearing more black than Howard until the reading of the will. Please dear god let him donate every last cent to PITA.
I am embracing my inner asshole.
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