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    Quote Originally Posted by WhoreHorse View Post
    Following up on a thread earlier this week...

    He just told Lieberman that he has metastasized colon cancer which has spread to liver, kidneys, stomach, lymph nodes and maybe brain. He said the doctors wouldn't even use the word cure-- that he may have 3-6 months and sometimes miracles happen. It has been 5 months since diagnosis. The whole interview sounded like a eulogy-- what will his legacy be, etc. It felt like a farewell...

    I know he is not that popular here, but he has done great work for animals, real work, not like others who claim to love animoes.

    He said nice things about Howard too...damn.

    I recommend you try to catch it on replay or perhaps someone can post it.
    It was pretty f'ing real.
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    I have mixed feelings on Simon but his contributions to TV and pop culture are undeniably monstrous as well as well as Jennifer Tilly's cans. If a nigh billionaire mogel can be taken down like that with the access to medicines best than we ALL can at any time.

    I guess Howard will have to push Beth down the marble manor's staircase another time so she can "break her foot" again and he can WIGgle out of this funeral too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ARM View Post
    I have mixed feelings on Simon but his contributions to TV and pop culture are undeniably monstrous as well as well as Jennifer Tilly's cans. If a nigh billionaire mogel can be taken down like that with the access to medicines best than we ALL can at any time.

    I guess Howard will have to push Beth down the marble manor's staircase another time so she can "break her foot" again and he can WIGgle out of this funeral too.
    why Lieberman though?
    Nemo's cock is always implied

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    I guess he was having Ralph do the colonoscopies himself.

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    "I'm sorry I couldn't make Sam Simon's funeral Robin, but we had to judge this killer cheerleader burlesque group who will be doing big things on AGT. Anything else Robin?"
    Sam Simon ‏@simonsam I SWIM, fuckwad. RT: @sleepinwarrior You burn more fuel flying to your Hawaiian getaways than most people with a car use in a year.

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    You'd have to be a complete loser to see this as a positive or something to make fun of because there's no reason to hate him that wouldn't make you look like a total douche with no life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SleepingWarrior View Post
    "I'm sorry I couldn't make Sam Simon's funeral Robin, but we had to judge this killer cheerleader burlesque group who will be doing big things on AGT. Anything else Robin?"
    well in all fairness, it's better to send emails while he's alive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilovebacon View Post
    Would Howard go to the funeral? :
    he only goes to L.A for weddings of people he never met you silly sonovabitch!
    Spare a kidney?

    RIP Bro-

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    Quote Originally Posted by 922Wine View Post
    You'd have to be a complete loser to see this as a positive or something to make fun of because there's no reason to hate him that wouldn't make you look like a total douche with no life.
    Dude, we crack dead baby jokes here. You think we won't joke about some rich dude who lived a good life in the same manner?
    Sam Simon ‏@simonsam I SWIM, fuckwad. RT: @sleepinwarrior You burn more fuel flying to your Hawaiian getaways than most people with a car use in a year.

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    I wonder what the widow Ralph's inheritance will be?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nibbler View Post
    I wonder what the widow Ralph's inheritance will be?

    ! where have you been??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nibbler View Post
    I wonder what the widow Ralph's inheritance will be?
    Nibs is back!

    All we need now is Kelly Bundy!
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    This is what happens when you don't eat meat.
    I am embracing my inner asshole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SleepingWarrior View Post
    Depends on who else is invited. Howard ain't showing up to no C-list funeral
    Hope he gets a good seat this time and not get dissed like at Ed Bradley's funeral!

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    get your asses checked people ---very sad

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    Quote Originally Posted by ARM View Post
    I have mixed feelings on Simon but his contributions to TV and pop culture are undeniably monstrous as well as well as Jennifer Tilly's cans. If a nigh billionaire mogel can be taken down like that with the access to medicines best than we ALL can at any time.

    I guess Howard will have to push Beth down the marble manor's staircase another time so she can "break her foot" again and he can WIGgle out of this funeral too.
    Oh, man...


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    Quote Originally Posted by BethSucks View Post
    Is Ralph in the will?
    That is an interesting question. If he is there is no god.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WillyBest View Post
    Nibs is back!

    All we need now is Kelly Bundy!
    Hey Willy , you sweet thang.

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    Ralph will be wearing more black than Howard until the reading of the will. Please dear god let him donate every last cent to PITA.
    I am embracing my inner asshole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smartguy View Post
    Ralph will be wearing more black than Howard until the reading of the will. Please dear god let him donate every last cent to PITA.

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