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    Dear Beth..Wife of Millionaire Wins "Unprecedented" Case to Overturn Prenup Agreement

    http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/wife...182017682.html

    How many times do you think Beth ... err... will Beth get her lawyer to explain the big words to this??

    Basically a judge said .. if you can prove you were too stupid to sign something then your prenup is worthless..
    Sounds like a slam dunk for Beth to take half of wiggys marbles..



    A Long Island mother of three has become a postnuptial hero, after a prenup nearly cost her everything. In a landmark case, Elizabeth Cioffi-Petrakis, 39, won an appeal overturning a bizarre premarital agreement with her millionaire husband. Now she says she may be entitled to half of her ex’s worth when their divorce becomes final.


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    Beth came to mind as soon as I read the article.

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    Stealing half your husbands money that you had no part in earning makes a woman a hero these days huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NoddinOff View Post
    Stealing half your husbands money that you had no part in earning makes a woman a hero these days huh?
    In Beth's deranged stable of friends I'm sure it does.

    Yeah, I said stable

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    Quote Originally Posted by NoddinOff View Post
    Stealing half your husbands money that you had no part in earning makes a woman a hero these days huh?
    thats the short version but yea pretty much

    they guy in that story sounds like a douche but chick could have walked the fuck away when she was presented the papers..


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    Quote Originally Posted by NoddinOff View Post
    Stealing half your husbands money that you had no part in earning makes a woman a hero these days huh?
    Behind every Great Man there is a Great Woman......

    filching their wallet...but whatever....

    But seriously, Alison totally deserved half...Beth, not so much..
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    Quote Originally Posted by NoddinOff View Post
    Stealing half your husbands money that you had no part in earning makes a woman a hero these days huh?
    Absolutely not. Beth knew exactly what Howard was worth at the time she snagged him, therefore she should get exactly what she brought to the relationship...nothing.
    Alison supported Howard's ass while he built his business. She deserved half.

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    ..now that I think of it, I think Beth owes Howard for making such a fool of him...

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    i hope beth breaks her non-disclosure agreement after the divorce and then howard can sue her to get his money back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NoddinOff View Post
    Stealing half your husbands money that you had no part in earning makes a woman a hero these days huh?
    These days? Where the fuck have you been, this has been going on for 30+ years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tinman View Post
    These days? Where the fuck have you been, this has been going on for 30+ years.
    Alison totally deserved half.....you can't tell me you don't agree...
    Beth...not so much.
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    Beth will be my hero if/when she takes Howard's money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NoddinOff View Post
    Stealing half your husbands money that you had no part in earning makes a woman a hero these days huh?
    This is probably why so many women go "missing". Or whoops! She fell off the cliff!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ipokesmot View Post
    This is probably why so many women go "missing". Or whoops! She fell off the cliff!
    So you are saying we shouldn't dig up your backyard??
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    Quote Originally Posted by DlistCelebutard View Post
    So you are saying we shouldn't dig up your backyard??
    No, I'm smart enough not to get married.

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    Beth has never had anyhing to worry about, with her massive knowledge of Word and the ability to hire a ghostwriter, the words "tell all book" spoken from her attorneys mouth is all that's necessary to get the checkbook open.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NoddinOff View Post
    Stealing half your husbands money that you had no part in earning makes a woman a hero these days huh?
    In Beth's case, her 'escort' meter has been running nonstop for over a decade, double rate on weekends and triple on holidays. It all adds up.
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    At this point, I'm starting to root for that semi-retarded cunt to steal his money, it would serve him right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NoddinOff View Post
    Stealing half your husbands money that you had no part in earning makes a woman a hero these days huh?
    If you're so stupid that you marry a woman that doesn't give a fuck about you, then you deserve what you get, no matter how much money is involved.

    One head has the brains, the other only has the desire.

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    This is no gold digging bitch, this Petrakis is an asshole. They were together since she was 18, he dropped the prenup bomb on her 4 days b4 the wedding and promised to throw it out after the 1st kid was born. He's a lying douche bag that makes all men look bad in divorce.
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