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03-11-2013, 01:44 PM #1DS Supporter
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2 men lose their legs in strip club fight
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03-11-2013, 01:49 PM #2Maverick
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Will he be charged with a hate crime?
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03-11-2013, 02:00 PM #3DS Supporter
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I sure hope the strip club gives them free lap dances for life.
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03-11-2013, 02:02 PM #4Maverick
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Jackie voice: "The good news is they now get half off the cover charge! (inappropriate Jackie laugh) C'mon, this is killer shit!!!"
Please don't use this as your signature
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03-11-2013, 02:07 PM #5Loud Mouth Drunk
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Originally Posted by Teeney
Well... stump dances, to be precise!
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03-11-2013, 02:08 PM #6Bar Fly
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Now they can literally stump the jokeman. Originally Posted by WillyBest
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03-11-2013, 02:12 PM #7DS Supporter
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Too soon man! Originally Posted by DanMullins
Only Kidding!
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03-11-2013, 02:16 PM #8Maverick
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Originally Posted by KillVampires
Dat's a good vun!
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03-11-2013, 02:17 PM #9Ballbuster
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Negro attacked two hispanics?
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03-11-2013, 02:21 PM #10Loud Mouth Drunk
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You know that only a bleak can be the victim of a hate crime Originally Posted by Tinman
Will he be charged with a hate crime?
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03-11-2013, 02:22 PM #111/2 grumpkin, 1/4 snark.
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I've heard of bar crawls, but never knew that it might involve actual crawling.
My name is Cheryl and I'm your daughter.
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03-11-2013, 02:25 PM #12Maverick
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Don't forget the Gays of any color. Originally Posted by Bentknee
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03-11-2013, 02:28 PM #13Fabulous!
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He's goin' away for life. The only thing he could hope to mitigate charges is diminished capacity, but the length of charges are so long, it doesn't even matter if it was premeditated or not.
The strip club, however, is a different story. If they served that driver and he was hammered and that assault occurred on their property?
Lawsuit! Deepest pockets. The owners of the strip club are probably shitting in their pants.
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03-11-2013, 03:52 PM #14Maverick
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John Hein's gonna lose a foot to sugar.
Someone's colostomy bag is full...
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03-11-2013, 04:19 PM #15Fabulous!
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At least that'll be a clean cut, under anesthesia. This one? Not so much. Originally Posted by BrerJimmy
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03-11-2013, 04:29 PM #16Maverick
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Those lap dances can be dangerous.
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03-11-2013, 04:32 PM #17DS Supporter
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meh, black on mexican crime
what else ya got?I hate being bipolar, its awesome.
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03-11-2013, 04:46 PM #18Saloonified...
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We don't even know that they still have a lap! Originally Posted by Teeney
What the hell would you call it then? Hump the stump?
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03-11-2013, 04:53 PM #19DS Supporter
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Originally Posted by Jon Hein is God
Crazy, years ago I had a couple customers just around the corner from Sam's Hofbrau, I would drive past that place at least a couple times a week.
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03-11-2013, 05:38 PM #20Maverick
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I wonder how much you have to tip to pegleg a stripper...
Someone's colostomy bag is full...
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