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  1. 03-11-2013, 09:55 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    It's funny because I set my cruise at 55 in the right lane of a 6 lane high way (3 lanes each way) i still end up behind someone going slower than me.
    I routinely see people doing 35 with their flashers on in the right lane. Ponderous.
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  2. 03-11-2013, 09:55 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    My eyes are dark brown
    like cesspools.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    As are your luscious udders!






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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    I routinely see people doing 35 with their flashers on in the right lane. Ponderous.
    I just want to use my cruise because i get better gas mileage with it on. if I have to pass you i'm wasting gas.

    I'm anal about my gas usage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    like cesspools.
    wah the lights are in my eyes when I drive home from my janitors job at night wah
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    wah the lights are in my eyes when I drive home from my janitors job at night wah
    I bet you drive with your brights on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    I bet you drive with your brights on.
    You drive a pussy girl car
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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    I drive my truck to work every few weeks just to give it the exercise......13.8 MPG. Good times, good times.....
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  10. 03-11-2013, 10:07 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    You drive a pussy girl car
    It's a stick so there goes that theory.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    It's a stick so there goes that theory.
    People laugh at the FAT old guy in the little girl's pussy car shifting away

    "Put the brights on him!" they say and then they all laugh
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    I bet smoopy never drove 55 in his life.


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    Dude so what I hate you so much for saying that
    The truth has no agenda.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    People laugh at the FAT old guy in the little girl's pussy car shifting away

    "Put the brights on him!" they say and then they all laugh
    That would be funny but it's just assholes driving with their brights on.
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    I no lose sense courtesy, me keep'um high beam low.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post


    The truth has no agenda.
    You don't have the willpower to drive 55. You are weak.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    We wouldn't know since you wear colored contacts to appear more white.
    you can be first, right after me
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    Driving 55 is a zen thing. It's liberating.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    That would be funny but it's just assholes driving with their brights on.
    You're the laughingstock of the highway Bro
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    You don't have the willpower to drive 55. You are weak.
    I've been doing the speed limit mostly since my last ticket. I'm now getting around 14 mpg.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    You're the laughingstock of the highway Bro
    I'm laughing at 40 mpg. I'm laughing at everyone racing to the traffic jam. I'm able to step back from the race down the highway.
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