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    Howard "I'm punishing the audience by NOT talking about AGT"

    Did he really say that !?!?

    This guy is seriously delusional and has lost all touch with reality.
    He thinks we WANT TO HEAR about agt ????

    We HATE all agt talk -

    So Thank you Howard for not talking about that loser show.

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    It's as if his mind is folding in on itself.

    It's not so much that that "threat" is completely ridiculous........................"ridiculous" is par for the course these days. It's that he felt compelled to "punish" the audience.

    Why?

    I think there's trouble at home. Aside from the obvious tragedy of being married to Beefus I mean.

    Or he saw those AGT pics from New Orleans.

    Or it's the fact that he didn't get even the slightest nibble on the Stasi-planted "NBC is "grooming" Stern" fake story.

    Or all of the above.
    "I heard you're.............really....................sick" - devoted wife Beth Ostrosky, to her husband, H. Allen Stern

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    Quote Originally Posted by IlluminatiJones View Post
    It's as if his mind is folding in on itself.

    It's not so much that that "threat" is completely ridiculous........................"ridiculous" is par for the course these days. It's that he felt compelled to "punish" the audience.

    Why?

    I think there's trouble at home. Aside from the obvious tragedy of being married to Beefus I mean.

    Or he saw those AGT pics from New Orleans.

    Or it's the fact that he didn't get even the slightest nibble on the Stasi-planted "NBC is "grooming" Stern" fake story.

    Or all of the above.
    You pretty much nailed it all.........
    So sayeth the Snot!!!! ...........

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    Between the lack of asses in the seats in New Orleans and how fucking hideous he looked, he is regretting this 2nd season big time.

    He's already distancing himself from the show cuz he knows its gonna fuckin tank in the ratings.

    Thanks for doing us a favor and keeping your mouth shut Howard!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GaryPuppet View Post
    Between the lack of asses in the seats in New Orleans and how fucking hideous he looked, he is regretting this 2nd season big time.

    He's already distancing himself from the show cuz he knows its gonna fuckin tank in the ratings.

    Thanks for doing us a favor and keeping your mouth shut Howard!
    Zenu couldn't get his ass far away enough from planet Earth to keep the shit that is AGT off of him...........................
    So sayeth the Snot!!!! ...........

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    Stern knows AGT will be a HUGE disaster (again) this year

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    My ffucking instincts told me to post a thread last night that Howard would start today off saying he would not talk about AGT but I pussied out!
    Jon Hein is God is Lord over the Saloon.

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    Please Howard don't do this. I gots to Know!

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    the REAL reason is he's embarrassed to be associated with that mess....and the addition of a has-been girl group member and a fashion model who has absolutely nothing to do with "talent" only emphasizes how pathetic AGT really is.

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    Talking about not talking about AGT every 10 minutes is not not talking about AGT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teeney View Post
    Please Howard don't do this. I gots to Know!
    I know you're kidding, but never fake-fear: when the show premieres...............................when does it premiere, by the way?.................................it will be so catastrophic that he will be unable to remain silent and spinless about it.

    I'm actually looking forward to it.

    "I heard you're.............really....................sick" - devoted wife Beth Ostrosky, to her husband, H. Allen Stern

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    in what other ways can we get him to punish us that will get us a decent show again?
    ☃ "There are entire websites dedicated to how ugly my wife is."

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    I'm thinking the last minute placement of Klume has totally fucked him up..........And Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing is jumping up and down like a little girl wanting him to get her close..........
    So sayeth the Snot!!!! ...........

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    Where's John Hein with the AGT spin control?
    "Screaming douchebags on my TV, our heroes are dumb and loud"

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    Quote Originally Posted by tHISisKiSSeL View Post
    in what other ways can we get him to punish us that will get us a decent show again?
    Get rid of the celebrity interviews would be a start.

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    I've never been so happy to be punished.

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    Howard's refusal to talk about AGT is a common practice we use in posting called reversing the thread.
    Jon Hein is God is Lord over the Saloon.

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    I'm punishing my wife by not letting her blow me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by isabella View Post
    the REAL reason is he's embarrassed to be associated with that mess....and the addition of a has-been girl group member and a fashion model who has absolutely nothing to do with "talent" only emphasizes how pathetic AGT really is.
    You are giving him way too much credit. He has absolutely no sense of shame.

    Look who he married.

    Look at the state of his radio show.

    Look at.....................him.

    one or more of the following are much, much more likely:

    he's pissed he's now an afterthought, and not the belle of the ball anymore

    he was "asked" by the AGT producers to "tone it down" and make some room for the ladies, and he's pouting about it, withholding his scary powers of promotion

    he's bummed that AGT is bombing before it even got started

    he was "asked" to STFU about AGT by the Sirius brass

    he's bummed about those pics of him from outside the gig in New Orleans
    "I heard you're.............really....................sick" - devoted wife Beth Ostrosky, to her husband, H. Allen Stern

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