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  1. #81
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    Quote Originally Posted by Avery View Post
    Yes. Is that not where your bro is at? Sounds like it from what I've read.
    Quote Originally Posted by Avery View Post
    useless lush that steals your beer. check.

    struggling to find pussy. i'm sure you bro is on the prowl.

    would end up in a shit apt. eating kraft mac n cheese. check; if he wasn't living with you.
    Well first of all, I'm a GREAT cook! And so is he. A trait from our mom.

    My dad never learned that shit. My brother might end up alone, but he doesn't struggle for pussy, and he can cook like he means it.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howiewood View Post
    This Avery character sure asks a lot of questions...
    I'm digging into slippy's psychology

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howiewood View Post
    This Avery character sure asks a lot of questions...
    Meh, it's not like I had a full schedule of events for the night. I'll answer questions.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avery View Post
    I'm digging into slippy's psychology
    Tie a rope to your ass. People have gotten lost in that shit before.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
    Quote Originally Posted by Sweaty Grapes View Post
    I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Tie a rope to your ass. People have gotten lost in that shit before.
    Tie an 8 foot 2x4 around the other end...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howiewood View Post
    Tie an 8 foot 2x4 around the other end...
    I do not have such a gaped out anus that I need a 2x4.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avery View Post
    I do not have such a gaped out anus that I need a 2x4.
    Way to ruin my joke about Slippy's giant asshole and make it aboot you, ya jerk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howiewood View Post
    Way to ruin my joke about Slippy's giant asshole and make it aboot you, ya jerk.
    Avery's never been known for intellect.

    He/she wants me to publicly apologize to some dillholes, in order to get off my ass.

    My ass can take a ride. I won't be apologizing to anybody, and I hope she enjoys the ride.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Avery's never been known for intellect.

    He/she wants me to publicly apologize to some dillholes, in order to get off my ass.

    My ass can take a ride. I won't be apologizing to anybody, and I hope she enjoys the ride.
    What a faeag. I mean, really... BTW, sweet tits, I'm watching "Vikings" on the History Channel. Can I get back to you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevie View Post
    Really? Im down with a dominant one...
    i like tossing them around & making them do stuff, i'm pretty dominant in bed..chicks dig it
    I hate being bipolar, its awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    she had to goggle lackey
    i had to google goggle
    John 3:16

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    Quote Originally Posted by Real View Post
    My wife is the love of my life. We are a team.



    We both do A LOT of things for each other. I just went to the store and picked up beer, smokes, and coffee for her so she didn't have to stop after work.



    Hoes gotta eat too



    It's give and take. Everything is 50/50



    You know I've always had a e-crush on you.



    Slippy has been married.
    gay
    John 3:16

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckZ View Post
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    ^ this
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    shut up you queer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    That's called a daughter
    says the man with no daughters
    John 3:16

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