Originally Posted by Avery Yes. Is that not where your bro is at? Sounds like it from what I've read. Originally Posted by Avery useless lush that steals your beer. check. struggling to find pussy. i'm sure you bro is on the prowl. would end up in a shit apt. eating kraft mac n cheese. check; if he wasn't living with you. Well first of all, I'm a GREAT cook! And so is he. A trait from our mom. My dad never learned that shit. My brother might end up alone, but he doesn't struggle for pussy, and he can cook like he means it.
Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle You are one cool motha fucker Slip Originally Posted by Sweaty Grapes I love you.
Originally Posted by Howiewood This Avery character sure asks a lot of questions... I'm digging into slippy's psychology
Originally Posted by Howiewood This Avery character sure asks a lot of questions... Meh, it's not like I had a full schedule of events for the night. I'll answer questions.
Originally Posted by Avery I'm digging into slippy's psychology Tie a rope to your ass. People have gotten lost in that shit before.
Originally Posted by Slippy Tie a rope to your ass. People have gotten lost in that shit before. Tie an 8 foot 2x4 around the other end...
Originally Posted by Howiewood Tie an 8 foot 2x4 around the other end... I do not have such a gaped out anus that I need a 2x4.
Originally Posted by Avery I do not have such a gaped out anus that I need a 2x4. Way to ruin my joke about Slippy's giant asshole and make it aboot you, ya jerk.
Originally Posted by Howiewood Way to ruin my joke about Slippy's giant asshole and make it aboot you, ya jerk. Avery's never been known for intellect. He/she wants me to publicly apologize to some dillholes, in order to get off my ass. My ass can take a ride. I won't be apologizing to anybody, and I hope she enjoys the ride.
Originally Posted by Slippy Avery's never been known for intellect. He/she wants me to publicly apologize to some dillholes, in order to get off my ass. My ass can take a ride. I won't be apologizing to anybody, and I hope she enjoys the ride. What a faeag. I mean, really... BTW, sweet tits, I'm watching "Vikings" on the History Channel. Can I get back to you?
Successful Marriage = oxymoron
Originally Posted by Stevie Really? Im down with a dominant one... i like tossing them around & making them do stuff, i'm pretty dominant in bed..chicks dig it
I hate being bipolar, its awesome.
Originally Posted by nazdrowie she had to goggle lackey i had to google goggle
John 3:16
Originally Posted by Real My wife is the love of my life. We are a team. We both do A LOT of things for each other. I just went to the store and picked up beer, smokes, and coffee for her so she didn't have to stop after work. Hoes gotta eat too It's give and take. Everything is 50/50 You know I've always had a e-crush on you. Slippy has been married. gay
Originally Posted by ChuckZ . ^ this
Originally Posted by Dawg shut up you queer.
Originally Posted by Chriza That's called a daughter says the man with no daughters
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