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    my glasses fell in the toilet just as i finished taking a beer piss

    should I ..
    A: shake em and wear em
    B: wash em n wear em
    C: toss em
    D: sell em
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    shake and wear...how drunk are you?

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    they fell off because you needed to look down to find your dick

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    B: wash em n wear em

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    Public toilet, or your own?
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    Take them to Mund's bathroom and use his sink to wash them off
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wangold View Post
    Public toilet, or your own?
    very important question. if home toilet, wash em. if public, leave em.
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    Beer AND piss goggles....LOVE the honesty! We've ALL dropped something in toilet we're afraid to divulge. ME.....I recall dropping a video game....a wallet....slippers, AND a deuce!

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    You check in to Dawgs when your drunk at a party? I guess Hotties weren't present.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncaDollas View Post
    You check in to Dawgs when your drunk at a party? I guess Hotties weren't present.
    I wish I was drunk at a party..no.. just at home watching tv..
    my own toilet by the way..
    I did the heavy hot rinse for your info, I remember stuttering john said its germ free or something like that?
    the witch is stealing an hourglass..get it?... time bandit

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    Wash. Soak in bleach overnight. Wash them again.

    Also works well for used rubbers you find on the street.

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    how expensive were they? could you easily afford to replace?
    If not, you should soak them in rubbing alcohol or something maybe.
    anyway urine is sterile.
    Remember a while back, I think it was Paris Hilton who dropped her phone in a public toilet and made her assistant retrieve it? UGGGH

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    were they still on your head?

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    Beer Piss is Mostly Water anyway.

    A light rinse will do just fine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goods View Post
    Wash. Soak in bleach overnight. Wash them again.

    Also works well for used rubbers you find on the street.



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    I can top that.. last night I passed out drunk, had to piss but was too lazy to get up and pissed off my bed onto the floor.
    Last edited by Ipokesmot; 03-11-2013 at 04:04 PM.

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