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    help. is this as funny as i think it is?

    you just don't turn it off.

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    were---was, at least be consistent

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    you just don't turn it off.

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    Dink what would you do if you saw an old friend of yours had posted a pic of his grandchild on facebook, and it looks like the poor kid was a down syndrome baby, but they mentioned that fact to you. Do you ask about it? Ignore it like you don't see it? I need to know how to handle this brah.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    Maybe its the indica laughing, but this one hit my funny bone good
    What is the truth, what is the faithful lasting proof?
    What is the central theme to this everlasting spoof?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FunnyFarm2 View Post
    Dink what would you do if you saw an old friend of yours had posted a pic of his grandchild on facebook, and it looks like the poor kid was a down syndrome baby, but they mentioned that fact to you. Do you ask about it? Ignore it like you don't see it? I need to know how to handle this brah.
    they already mentioned that the kid is downy to you? if they told you, ask away. it's all grist for the mill now. what you want to know about downy kids?
    you just don't turn it off.

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    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    they already mentioned that the kid is downy to you? if they told you, ask away. it's all grist for the mill now. what you want to know about downy kids?
    I typed that shit wrong...they never mentioned it to me, so when I see them next month, it may be a little weird ya know?
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    I typed that shit wrong...they never mentioned it to me, so when I see them next month, it may be a little weird ya know?
    Make some crude retard jokes when you first see them, if they get offended, then their kid is probably full-on retard.
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    I typed that shit wrong...they never mentioned it to me, so when I see them next month, it may be a little weird ya know?
    SFN style double-post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Make some crude retard jokes when you first see them, if they get offended, then their kid is probably full-on retard.

    I'll take this approach under advisement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FunnyFarm2 View Post
    I typed that shit wrong...they never mentioned it to me, so when I see them next month, it may be a little weird ya know?
    I say ignore it. Act like you didn't even notice. And when they tell you say "Oh really? Well you're doing a great job with him."
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    Oh and, I like Dinkus. He gives me joy and love. And he gets me. He's one of the few.
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    That homo would fuck me in my ass with his 3 inch AROUND cock, and I couldn't get my pussy licked ONCE...and I showered WAAAAY more than he did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FunnyFarm2 View Post
    I typed that shit wrong...they never mentioned it to me, so when I see them next month, it may be a little weird ya know?
    i think if you just ask what's wrong with the kid and how long it'll take for the kid to get over it i think you'd be fine.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post
    I say ignore it. Act like you didn't even notice. And when they tell you say "Oh really? Well you're doing a great job with him."
    Interesting.


    I perhaps would have taken the opposite approach, and upon seeing the child, become all wild-eyed and start pointing at the kid in a panicked motion, asking "OMFG, is that kid a retard?!!!".

    Get the awkwardness of it all out of the way real quick.
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    but seriously, don't mention it if they don't unless you're like super tight with him. i have one buddy who if he had a kid with developmental disabilities he'd be all like "he might be retard, but he's a cute little bug eye."
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Me: so is you grandchild a downy baby?

    Him: no...why do you say that ya fuck face?

    Me:
    Ask me anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FunnyFarm2 View Post
    Me: so is you grandchild a downy baby?

    Him: no...why do you say that ya fuck face?

    Me:
    pwned.
    you just don't turn it off.

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