Originally Posted by eliasbboy
I fucking hate this concept.
Then why didn't my "Class Clown" award in high school come tied to the "Most Likely to Bang a Super Model" trophy.
This theory is bullshit, otherwise Louis Anderson would be drowning in poon.
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03-10-2013, 08:12 PM #61DS Supporter
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Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02
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03-10-2013, 08:13 PM #62luckiest man here.
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In my case it's because people cross the street when I walk down the sidewalk. Originally Posted by eliasbboy
I fucking hate this concept.
Then why didn't my "Class Clown" award in high school come tied to the "Most Likely to Bang a Super Model" trophy.
This theory is bullshit, otherwise Louis Anderson would be drowning in poon.
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03-10-2013, 08:13 PM #63DS Supporter
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Originally Posted by Schmoopy
Then why did you marry Monk?
Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02
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03-10-2013, 08:14 PM #64Dawg Saloon Staff
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Um. wow. Originally Posted by Schmoopy
I apologize for that outburst. Take me with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I promise to keep to myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just need some human interaction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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03-10-2013, 08:16 PM #65Dawg Saloon Staff
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Originally Posted by Bye You!
i disagree.
maybe because i don't use coke and I make my own money. A sense of humor is #1 on my list. You just didn't have the swagger to go with it. Originally Posted by Satori Brah
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03-10-2013, 08:18 PM #66Maverick
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fixed lol
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03-10-2013, 08:19 PM #67Shit Mult Hunter
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He quotes my post from 7 hours ago. Originally Posted by eliasbboy
Um. wow.
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03-10-2013, 08:20 PM #68Shit Mult Hunter
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There is some truth to that. Originally Posted by Satori Brah
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03-10-2013, 08:20 PM #69Piece of Shit
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Originally Posted by eliasbboy
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03-10-2013, 08:22 PM #70DS Supporter
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Originally Posted by Satori Brah
Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02
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03-10-2013, 08:32 PM #71Dental Floss Tycoon
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Originally Posted by Schmoopy
"You're good looking enough"
Originally Posted by Lawsy
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03-10-2013, 08:33 PM #72the great destroyer
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Originally Posted by Satori Brah
you just don't turn it off.
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03-10-2013, 08:34 PM #73DS Supporter
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Originally Posted by Mojopin
Not going bald at all.
Originally Posted by sstressed
Originally Posted by Schmoopy
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03-10-2013, 08:39 PM #74Outlaw
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Originally Posted by Mack
Not going bald at all.
I bet that Five-head throws off some mean sunflares. Originally Posted by Dawg
Originally Posted by The Gas Face
He's dave. He's a legend.
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no sex guarantee---she planned well Originally Posted by Shine
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03-10-2013, 09:11 PM #76DS Supporter
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Not reading back, you gonna get some pussy Chriz?
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03-10-2013, 09:27 PM #77The Legend Killer
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Originally Posted by Schmoopy
I apologize for that outburst. Take me with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I promise to keep to myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just need some human interaction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by blairg
crack isn't funny
Originally Posted by Napoleon V
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03-10-2013, 09:32 PM #78Banned Member
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I thought the scariest date for you would be with a vegan: you'd have nothing to talk about and she will think you smell like a pig
ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
"fuckyoubigot i dont like you're sig" "repeated annoying comments"
The Lord is not my Shepherd for I am not a sheep.
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03-10-2013, 09:37 PM #79DS Supporter
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Originally Posted by eliasbboy
He's already using "goddess".
Do yourself a favor and CLOSE your facebook account NOW so you don't do a drunk post to her after the date.
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03-11-2013, 09:32 AM #80Shit Mult Hunter
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That's Photoshopped, asshole! Originally Posted by Mojopin
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