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  1. 03-10-2013, 08:12 PM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    I fucking hate this concept.

    Then why didn't my "Class Clown" award in high school come tied to the "Most Likely to Bang a Super Model" trophy.

    This theory is bullshit, otherwise Louis Anderson would be drowning in poon.
    <a href=http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h433/byeyou/hater.png target=_blank>http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/...eyou/hater.png</a>Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02
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  2. 03-10-2013, 08:13 PM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    I fucking hate this concept.

    Then why didn't my "Class Clown" award in high school come tied to the "Most Likely to Bang a Super Model" trophy.

    This theory is bullshit, otherwise Louis Anderson would be drowning in poon.
    In my case it's because people cross the street when I walk down the sidewalk.
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  3. 03-10-2013, 08:13 PM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    Then why did you marry Monk?

    <a href=http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h433/byeyou/hater.png target=_blank>http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/...eyou/hater.png</a>Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02
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  4. 03-10-2013, 08:14 PM #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    I apologize for that outburst. Take me with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I promise to keep to myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just need some human interaction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Um. wow.


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  5. 03-10-2013, 08:16 PM #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bye You! View Post
    i disagree.

    maybe because i don't use coke and I make my own money. A sense of humor is #1 on my list. You just didn't have the swagger to go with it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post
    Because funny guys sometimes don't know when to stop and then get sexual.
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  6. 03-10-2013, 08:18 PM #66
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    fixed lol
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  7. 03-10-2013, 08:19 PM #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    Um. wow.


    He quotes my post from 7 hours ago.
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  8. 03-10-2013, 08:20 PM #68
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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post
    Because funny guys sometimes don't know when to stop and then get sexual.
    There is some truth to that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post

    <a href=http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h433/byeyou/hater.png target=_blank>http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/...eyou/hater.png</a>Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    "You're good looking enough"
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    mojo is a real man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post
    you just don't turn it off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mojopin View Post
    Not going bald at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack View Post
    Not going bald at all.


    I bet that Five-head throws off some mean sunflares.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shine View Post
    Sunday date is kinda lame
    no sex guarantee---she planned well
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    Not reading back, you gonna get some pussy Chriz?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    I apologize for that outburst. Take me with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I promise to keep to myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just need some human interaction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    crack isn't funny
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    Im not bullshitting bro. spam and harass me in my thread like that again and you know what will happen.
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    I thought the scariest date for you would be with a vegan: you'd have nothing to talk about and she will think you smell like a pig
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
    "fuckyoubigot i dont like you're sig" "repeated annoying comments"
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  19. 03-10-2013, 09:37 PM #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    He's already using "goddess".

    Do yourself a favor and CLOSE your facebook account NOW so you don't do a drunk post to her after the date.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mojopin View Post
    That's Photoshopped, asshole!
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