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    I'm going on the scariest fucking date of my life tonight

    This chick is totally, TOTALLY, TOTALLY my type, but that also means that she is severely out of my league.

    Please pray to God and Jesus that I don't fuck this up.


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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    By the way, the beach trip was fun, thanks for asking



    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    WGAS, balding chubby fuck! Go to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Shine only ROY this year
    TEAM HAL CFO/ SECOND IN COMMAND

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    WGAS, balding chubby fuck! Go to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Well that seemed unnecessary
    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Tell her all about your friends here at Dawgs, and how much we all love you.

    I'm sure that the conversation wouldn't be too awkward.
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    is this a pof.com bitch?

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    Sunday date is kinda lame
    Quote Originally Posted by BearScat View Post
    Shine only ROY this year
    TEAM HAL CFO/ SECOND IN COMMAND

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shine View Post
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    I'll hook you up cuz you my nigga. One sec.
    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    This chick is totally, TOTALLY, TOTALLY my type, but that also means that she is severely out of my league.

    Please pray to God and Jesus that I don't fuck this up.
    Why is she "out of your league?" what does that even mean? srs


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    the great destroyer
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    you just don't turn it off.

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    If her legs lock up on you punch her in the face. Then she'll unlock.

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    I apologize for that outburst. Take me with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I promise to keep to myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just need some human interaction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    By the way, the beach trip was fun, thanks for asking



    OMFG.

    You live in the middle of fucking nowhere.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    He's dave. He's a legend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    WGAS, balding chubby fuck! Go to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Posting this thread in a forum Schmoopy frequents is like sending menus to an anorexic's house. Not very thoughtful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post
    Why is she "out of your league?" what does that even mean? srs
    She is way hot, and doesn't belong with balding men.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    He's dave. He's a legend.

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    the great destroyer
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    you just don't turn it off.

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