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03-10-2013, 07:58 PM #41Saloon Untouchable
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Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head
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03-10-2013, 07:58 PM #42DS Supporter
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shocking smoopy would react this was to Chriza being with a woman. Originally Posted by Schmoopy
WGAS, balding chubby fuck! Go to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by sstressed
Originally Posted by Schmoopy
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03-10-2013, 07:59 PM #43Piece of Shit
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Guys think because THEY put looks first, that women do too. Not true, Originally Posted by Chriza
This
She looks like a goddess and does not need to date fat ugly guys
This is gonna suck
especially with "hot" women.
You're good looking enough. Now just be interesting, make her laugh and
give her a good dicking if you can.
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03-10-2013, 07:59 PM #44Shit Mult Hunter
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Goddamn those Portland FB girls are whores.
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03-10-2013, 07:59 PM #45Shit Mult Hunter
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Originally Posted by Splash
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03-10-2013, 07:59 PM #46Outlaw
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Jesus. Can you imagine what is going through this poor girls mind right this moment.
She's probably an Alcoholic, and just looking to get a bunch of free drinks.
Originally Posted by Dawg
Originally Posted by The Gas Face
He's dave. He's a legend.
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03-10-2013, 08:00 PM #47Shit Mult Hunter
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"You're good looking enough" Originally Posted by Satori Brah
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03-10-2013, 08:00 PM #48Outlaw
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I'm enjoying see you wail out for the attention of another human being. Loser. Originally Posted by Schmoopy
Originally Posted by Dawg
Originally Posted by The Gas Face
He's dave. He's a legend.
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03-10-2013, 08:02 PM #492012 rookie of the year
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I predict this chick will suck chriza's dick
TEAM HAL CFO/ SECOND IN COMMAND Originally Posted by BearScat
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03-10-2013, 08:03 PM #50luckiest man here.
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You're projecting your monkey love on others. It won't work for him. Originally Posted by Bye You!
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03-10-2013, 08:03 PM #51the great destroyer
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Originally Posted by eliasbboy
I would punch someone the fucking face with a hammer if they put that piece of shit on my plate.
you just don't turn it off.
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03-10-2013, 08:06 PM #52Saloon Untouchable
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I just heard Peter Griffin use that line Originally Posted by Schmoopy
Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head
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03-10-2013, 08:06 PM #53Shit Mult Hunter
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I hate to break this to you, but fans at Phish concerts aren't really your friends. Originally Posted by Daveindiego
I'm enjoying see you wail out for the attention of another human being. Loser.
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03-10-2013, 08:07 PM #54Dawg Saloon Staff
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I fucking hate this concept. Originally Posted by Bye You!
Then why didn't my "Class Clown" award in high school come tied to the "Most Likely to Bang a Super Model" trophy.
This theory is bullshit, otherwise Louis Anderson would be drowning in poon.
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03-10-2013, 08:07 PM #55Maverick
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damn Originally Posted by Schmoopy
I apologize for that outburst. Take me with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I promise to keep to myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just need some human interaction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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03-10-2013, 08:08 PM #56DS Supporter
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Originally Posted by eliasbboy
I fucking hate this concept.
Then why didn't my "Class Clown" award in high school come tied to the "Most Likely to Bang a Super Model" trophy.
This theory is bullshit, otherwise Louis Anderson would be drowning in poon.
i disagree.
maybe because i don't use coke and I make my own money. A sense of humor is #1 on my list. You just didn't have the swagger to go with it.
Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02
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03-10-2013, 08:10 PM #57Jimmy crack corn...
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All you can eat brunches are in full swing, all day. Originally Posted by Shine
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03-10-2013, 08:10 PM #58Shit Mult Hunter
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Then why did you marry Monk? Originally Posted by Bye You!
i disagree.
maybe because i don't use coke and I make my own money. A sense of humor is #1 on my list. You just didn't have the swagger to go with it.
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03-10-2013, 08:11 PM #59Piece of Shit
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Because funny guys sometimes don't know when to stop and then get sexual. Originally Posted by eliasbboy
I fucking hate this concept.
Then why didn't my "Class Clown" award in high school come tied to the "Most Likely to Bang a Super Model" trophy.
This theory is bullshit, otherwise Louis Anderson would be drowning in poon.
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03-10-2013, 08:12 PM #60DS Supporter
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Originally Posted by Daveindiego
I'm enjoying see you wail out for the attention of another human being. Loser.
Me too!!
Originally Posted by sstressed
Originally Posted by Schmoopy
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