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  1. 03-10-2013, 07:53 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZosoHitler View Post
    If her legs lock up on you punch her in the face. Then she'll unlock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    Posting this thread in a forum Schmoopy frequents is like sending menus to an anorexic's house. Not very thoughtful.
    Thank you. It was very insensitive IMO.
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  4. 03-10-2013, 07:54 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    She is way hot, and doesn't belong with balding men.
    you see it all the time

    inb4 someone says money or a ton of coke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    She is way hot, and doesn't belong with balding men.
    This

    She looks like a goddess and does not need to date fat ugly guys

    This is gonna suck
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    I would punch someone the fucking face with a hammer if they put that piece of shit on my plate.
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    Have a good time Chriza, I hope you connect with this gal. You seem to want that to happen and that's cool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flathead View Post
    Have a good time Chriza, I hope you connect with this gal. You seem to want that to happen and that's cool.
    Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post
    you see it all the time

    inb4 someone says money or a ton of coke

    a sense of humor is better than those, IMO.
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  11. 03-10-2013, 07:56 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bye You! View Post
    a sense of humor is better than those, IMO.
    Fuck
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    Has she seen the gif where Jarred gives you props for losing weight?


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    She looks like a naughty girl
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    Time to take a shower for my faildate. Sigh.
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    Throw disfiguring acid into her face while screaming "now you're as ugly as me, bitch".

    You'll probably get some pussy out of it down the road.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Throw disfiguring acid into her face while screaming "now you're as ugly as me, bitch".

    You'll probably get some pussy out of it down the road.


    I don't think that'd be enough
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Fuck

    yeah, sorry, I shouldn't have said anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    This

    She looks like a goddess and does not need to date fat ugly guys

    This is gonna suck
    He's already using "goddess".

    Do yourself a favor and CLOSE your facebook account NOW so you don't do a drunk post to her after the date.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Throw disfiguring acid into her face while screaming "now you're as ugly as me, bitch".

    You'll probably get some pussy out of it down the road.
    STFU, Progeria face.
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