dinkus's juicy lucy thread (cooking thread with pics)

[dinkus mayhem]

i saw the juicy lucy on "man vs food" and thought it looked interesting. in case anyone is expecting some exquisite end product, i'll tell you now, this is about making a cheeseburger. so don't be disappoint when in the end you see a pic of a cheeseburger (or as weirdos from connecticut call them, cheeseburgs).

first, the essentials -- ground chuck and deli american cheese:



i divided just over a pound and a half of ground chuck into four parts:


and then i worked the chuck pretty handily into four balls. i usually don't work ground beef this much when making burgers, but with a juicy lucy you need it to be densely packed so it seals the cheese inside and doesn't leak when cooking:

[Ano]

[dinkus mayhem]

divide the four balls in two parts each. half will be for the top patty and the other for the bottom patty. i cut it with a knife and realized that it looks like a fat vagina kind of.

[Dave]

Cheeseburg? Who the fuck says that?

[dinkus mayhem]

Cheeseburg? Who the fuck says that?

i went to university with this weird guy from connecticut who always called them hamburgs and cheeseburgs. he also pronounced "quarter" like "quaw-duh."

[Satori Brah]

i went to university with this weird guy from connecticut who always called them hamburgs and cheeseburgs. he also pronounced "quarter" like "quaw-duh."

sounds like a Masshole

[gilaet]

Team Dink.

[beatlejews]

Team Dink.

dinkmania

[dinkus mayhem]

take each half of the ball of meat and flatten and shape into a pretty thin hamburger patty. then take a slice or two of american cheese, cut it into quarters and place around the center of the bottom patty. you want to leave room around the edges where there isn't any cheese.

[Double Blizz]

are you copying this from someones twitter?

[dinkus mayhem]

are you copying this from someones twitter?

no man, this is all dinkush.

[Guy LaDouche]

are you copying this from someones twitter?

What kinda fuckface would do that??

[Double Blizz]

What kinda fuckface would do that??

:

[Satori Brah]

In New York, we call ice: di-hydrogen oxide in its solid state

[newcastlefan]

In New York, we call ice: di-hydrogen oxide in its solid state

In NYC we call snow "what the fuck is that white stuff? snow is yellow!"

[dinkus mayhem]

put the top patty onto the bottom patty and crimp and work those edges together so that they form a good seal around the cheese. you'll end up with a patty with a bump in the middle...

[Guy LaDouche]

put the top patty onto the bottom patty and crimp and work those edges together so that they form a good seal around the cheese. you'll end up with a patty with a bump in the middle...

Sweet cutting board dink. Very high quality.

[Swayze]

Nikkerz raped poor little Lonnie in the mouth

[dinkus mayhem]

Nikkerz raped poor little Lonnie in the mouth

eight year olds dude.

[Nikkerz]

eight year olds dude.

Now you know why I didn't post.