dinkus's juicy lucy thread (cooking thread with pics)

**dinkus mayhem** · 03-10-2013, 01:39 PM

i saw the juicy lucy on "man vs food" and thought it looked interesting. in case anyone is expecting some exquisite end product, i'll tell you now, this is about making a cheeseburger. so don't be disappoint when in the end you see a pic of a cheeseburger (or as weirdos from connecticut call them, cheeseburgs).

first, the essentials -- ground chuck and deli american cheese:

i divided just over a pound and a half of ground chuck into four parts:

and then i worked the chuck pretty handily into four balls. i usually don't work ground beef this much when making burgers, but with a juicy lucy you need it to be densely packed so it seals the cheese inside and doesn't leak when cooking:

**Ano** · 03-10-2013, 01:40 PM

**dinkus mayhem** · 03-10-2013, 01:41 PM

divide the four balls in two parts each. half will be for the top patty and the other for the bottom patty. i cut it with a knife and realized that it looks like a fat vagina kind of.

**Dave** · 03-10-2013, 01:41 PM

Cheeseburg? Who the fuck says that?

**gilaet** · 03-10-2013, 01:42 PM

Team Dink.

**dinkus mayhem** · 03-10-2013, 01:42 PM

take each half of the ball of meat and flatten and shape into a pretty thin hamburger patty. then take a slice or two of american cheese, cut it into quarters and place around the center of the bottom patty. you want to leave room around the edges where there isn't any cheese.

**Double Blizz** · 03-10-2013, 01:43 PM

are you copying this from someones twitter?

**Satori Brah** · 03-10-2013, 01:43 PM

In New York, we call ice: di-hydrogen oxide in its solid state

**dinkus mayhem** · 03-10-2013, 01:44 PM

put the top patty onto the bottom patty and crimp and work those edges together so that they form a good seal around the cheese. you'll end up with a patty with a bump in the middle...

**Swayze** · 03-10-2013, 01:44 PM

Nikkerz raped poor little Lonnie in the mouth

**dinkus mayhem** · 03-10-2013, 01:44 PM

Originally Posted by Double Blizz

are you copying this from someones twitter?

no man, this is all dinkush.

**dinkus mayhem** · 03-10-2013, 01:44 PM

Originally Posted by Swayze

Nikkerz raped poor little Lonnie in the mouth

eight year olds dude.

**dinkus mayhem** · 03-10-2013, 01:45 PM

set patties on wax paper and put in fridge while you make your crispy oven fries. start with a couple of big potatoes that you washed really well to get the poop and pesticides off of them...

**dinkus mayhem** · 03-10-2013, 01:47 PM

cut those fuckers into big slabs...

always leave the skin on.

coat with extra virgin olive oil (or an inferior oil if you choose) and season on a foil lined baking sheet. these have coarse sea salt, pepper, and paprika...

**dinkus mayhem** · 03-10-2013, 01:48 PM

oh, put those fucking potatoes in the oven at 425 F for 30 to 40 minutes. when there is about 15 minutes left on the potatoes, start cooking the juicy lucy patties...