Today on Mammary Lane during the Richard Simmons bit where he pretended to get married, Howard said that he declawed his cat.
Today on Mammary Lane during the Richard Simmons bit where he pretended to get married, Howard said that he declawed his cat.
you mean he got a cat and got himself declawed
Spare a kidney?
RIP Bro-
"Declawing" sounds so much nicer than admitting you are amputating the last bone of all their toes.
If you lose a fight to a midget, you become one. It's true.
- Patton Oswalt
It would seem to me that, when you make over two million dollars a week, you can reupholster the couch if need be![]()

what was that 20 years ago? he did a lot of shit diffrently then. Ask most people on this forum.
already know he's a selfish and petty little boy.his convenience always comes before the welfare of everything else.
ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
"fuckyoubigot i dont like you're sig" "repeated annoying comments"
The Lord is not my Shepherd for I am not a sheep.
According to a question in an old Superfan Trivia contest, Howard also had a golden retriever that he only owned for one day. Funny he never mentions that when he condemns people who get a pet without doing the proper research and end up giving it away.
I don't know if it's the same clip I heard a lil while back or not but I recall hearing him admit to this before. Same as they are going to rescue a new dog this summer means they bought an unborn pup last summer and as soon as it is born and fully trained they will pick it upI'd by a robot instead
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