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    Anybody here ever tried stand up comedy

    How did it work out for u

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    I'm telling Carl!!

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    not too great. i only made people laugh hystercally.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    I shit my pants.
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    crack isn't funny
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    Im not bullshitting bro. spam and harass me in my thread like that again and you know what will happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    not too great. i only made people laugh hystercally.
    I think u could have some good material. But how u would do in a live setting is unknown
    I'm telling Carl!!

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    I killed

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    I was offered a 2 million dollar contract to do a sitcom after my second show. I turned it down for a job on Wall Street.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Blizz View Post
    I shit my pants.
    That's killer shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdwhatever View Post
    I think u could have some good material. But how u would do in a live setting is unknown
    the first time i'd be pretty nervous but once i got riffing, i'd do ok. i need a gimmick though. nothing too faggy.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tweeder82 View Post
    I was offered a 2 million dollar contract to do a sitcom after my second show. I turned it down for a job on Wall Street.
    i was right about you.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdwhatever View Post
    That's killer shit
    It's good, clean entertainment.
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    crack isn't funny
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    Im not bullshitting bro. spam and harass me in my thread like that again and you know what will happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    i was right about you.
    Thanks for the lunch money when we was in school together.

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    I'm afraid people would laugh at me....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tweeder82 View Post
    Thanks for the lunch money when we was in school together.
    no problem. i always feel good helping out the needy and destitute. if you need more, just let me know. no need to beg again.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    i haven't tried it
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    Quote Originally Posted by jdwhatever View Post
    i haven't tried it
    really

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    I think Elias has. No schtick.

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    In my mid 20s. I did a few 5 minute sets. Still remember it.

    I thought I was a lot better than I really was


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tweeder82 View Post
    Thanks for the lunch money when we was in school together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post
    In my mid 20s. I did a few 5 minute sets. Still remember it.

    I thought I was a lot better than I really was
    Too many "do you even lift?" jokes?

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