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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post
    Are those "throw cushions?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by freds View Post
    hey J.




    i'm sure you had the best intentions. next guy you dress up should be very camera shy.
    It was worth it because he really did love it. He totally wanted to put it on as soon as he saw it.

    It made me happy to make him happy.

    Whatever...

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    don't worry neesie. as long as P-B doesn't show up, no one will post it again.
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    bastard.

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    I would totally were a bunny suit.



    I wouldn't let photos be taken.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    He's dave. He's a legend.

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    Sup LHJ.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    He's dave. He's a legend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neesie View Post
    It was worth it because he really did love it. He totally wanted to put it on as soon as he saw it.

    It made me happy to make him happy.

    Whatever...
    calm down. we're just reminiscing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freds View Post
    Oh boy, here comes a photoshop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLZ callmeTED View Post
    'Sup, dude?


    We're discussing whether or not we'd dress up in a ridiculous costume to get some ass (pardon my French here, numbnuts).


    I'd probably dress up as Zorro, but that's it.

    A man's gotta have his limits.
    No costumes but sometimes we'd make up stories about being a racecar driver, a stuntman, some bullshit... one time I convinced a girl I worked at a rodeo and was the guy that tied the rope around the bulls balls to get it agitated.

    Hell, two weeks ago some guy walked up to our table at a bar to bum a cigarette with an Australian accent. One of the girls with us is from New Zealand so they hit it off and you could see her panties get soaked talking to this dude... so they went back to the hot tub at her place and after about an hour he gave it up and admitted he was from Plano and the whole thing was BS. I think it will take her a few months to get over that creepshow.

    Whatever, the game works until it doesn't, right?

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    it was pretty cold where IVARR lived.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freds View Post
    it was pretty cold where IVARR lived.


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    Quote Originally Posted by LonghornJ View Post

    Hell, two weeks ago some guy walked up to our table at a bar to bum a cigarette with an Australian accent. One of the girls with us is from New Zealand so they hit it off and you could see her panties get soaked talking to this dude... so they went back to the hot tub at her place and after about an hour he gave it up and admitted he was from Plano and the whole thing was BS. I think it will take her a few months to get over that creepshow.

    he lifted that from a beer commercial.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neesie View Post
    It was worth it because he really did love it. He totally wanted to put it on as soon as he saw it.

    It made me happy to make him happy.

    Whatever...
    Don't get your bloomers in a wad, buttercup.

    We're just busting your whatever would be nuts if you were a dude.

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    I would totally were a bunny suit.



    I wouldn't let photos be taken.
    This stud is still on the market, ladies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freds View Post
    it was pretty cold where IVARR lived.

    He still lives there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post

    you have no idea, brah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freds View Post
    don't worry neesie. as long as P-B doesn't show up, no one will post it again.
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    Me and munny had a great time at the car show and the city yesterday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freds View Post
    he lifted that from a beer commercial.
    hey....there's a pole up, freds


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    Quote Originally Posted by freds View Post
    he lifted that from a beer commercial.
    It was really weird... in hindsight its clear the dude perfected this act and I'm sure it usually works very well. It worked that night, up until he had to actually carry on the gig with someone that knew what they were talking about.

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    i have a wooden fish in my garage.

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