View Poll Results: If you have to have full on sex with one BillOReilly or HowardStern?

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  1. #1
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    If you had to have full on sex with one BillOReilly or HowardStern?

    Who would you choose? Have to pick one of 'em.
    Rose of Cimmaron

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    no time machines allowed?
    ☃ "There are entire websites dedicated to how ugly my wife is."

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    I'd sooner Marry beth
    The above is strictly my humble opinion.

  4. #4
    I like that angry rough sex
    Last edited by Teeney; 03-09-2013 at 02:19 PM.

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    If someone had a gun to my head--Since Howard's probably a bottom I think I'm drilling the Wig Man hard up th ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert Higgins View Post
    If someone had a gun to my head--Since Howard's probably a bottom I think I'm drilling the Wig Man hard up th ass.
    well on the bright side you may get a tv show out of it. Are you good with animoels?

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    I disagree with the premise of the question
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    you are the absolute worst person via the reps that has ever been. you should be proud of that. you're #1.

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    they're both gangly in a gross geezer way, I think O'Reilly would be worse though in a bullying way, yucchchhh
    Rose of Cimmaron

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    you forgot option three....


  10. #10
    Assuming you're male: sex with O'Reilly, politics aside, would be sex with a male. If you can somehow be okay with that, there's that.

    Sex with Stern would be, in my opinion, much more confusing. Assuming you identify straight, you'd never be sure if you'd fucked a man, a woman, a tranny or an animoe.

    I vote for less confusing.

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    O'reilly, at least he looks like a man. Howard looks like he has bad breath and smells like an old man. I imagine he has a skinny little dick and saggy balls. O'reilly is no prize but he'd probably fuck the shit out of ya.

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    I voted for O'reilly
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    i dont have sex with men

  15. #15
    'had to' you don't stipulate the circumstances where you 'had to' . ,well it would have to be for a million dollars at least, or if it was life or death. In that case o'reilly. O'reilly so I hear is like 6ft 6 or something apparently is rather intimidating to be interviewed by , looks like a man acts like a man quite handsome still in a grizzled way , probably have a better night ,than with stern who acts like a woman,has a right ugly mug and would probably be ever so insecure with his clothes off and want plenty of reassurance.In my view,beth isn't paid ENOUGH.

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