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03-09-2013, 07:08 AM #1Maverick
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Howard's new book
The above is strictly my humble opinion.
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03-09-2013, 07:11 AM #2DS Supporter
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tweet that to him
Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02
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03-09-2013, 07:17 AM #3Beer Can Thick
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Photoshop fail.....
When people think you look like this
Then they see this
You'll get a lot of this
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03-09-2013, 07:24 AM #4DS Supporter
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seriously, other than insane amounts of filler on his face and botox on his lips, why does his skin look so plastic? his stubble is gone, he's wearing makeup, but it looks like he has compound underneath it to fill in the wrinkles and sags. that is NOT skin.
Originally Posted by Nemo
Photoshop fail.....
Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02
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03-09-2013, 07:33 AM #5DS Supporter
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i never noticed the absence of stubble...but you're right, he's wearing some kind of thick makeup. he looks so sickly with that jet black hair and pale grayish skin. Originally Posted by Bye You!
and look at those teefs and that weak girly smile...
but at least he can fit into his jeans!!!!
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03-09-2013, 07:37 AM #6Beer Can Thick
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http://www.examiner.com/video/howard...-4th-agt-judge Originally Posted by Bye You!
did you see the access Hollywood video?
who is this guy?
what is this....the supreme court?
in 1995...Stern goofing on Richard Lewis for his all black outfits.
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03-09-2013, 07:43 AM #7DS Supporter
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Originally Posted by Nemo
http://www.examiner.com/video/howard...-4th-agt-judge
did you see the access Hollywood video?
who is this guy?
what is this....the supreme court?
in 1995...Stern goofing on Richard Lewis for his all black outfits.
Wasn't Mr. Ponté dressing him in mustard-yellow leather in 1995?
Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02
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03-09-2013, 07:47 AM #8DS Supporter
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OMG Nemo, i watched that clip. he is SUCH a fucking asshole.
and he now officially has a Simpsons upper lip.
That's beyond injectables he has in there. it doesn't move, it flares out all the time, has not one single line or wrinkle in it. That's a surgical implant of some sort.
what a total fag!
(apologies to my gay friends, but come on now...)Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02
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03-09-2013, 07:49 AM #9Maverick
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what a total fag. Originally Posted by Nemo
Photoshop fail.....
When people think you look like this
"If my wife started going to a bereavement counselor, I'd throw her out." Howard referring to Nancy's grieving of Timmy the cat.
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03-09-2013, 07:53 AM #10DS Supporter
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Originally Posted by killallposers
Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02
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03-09-2013, 07:19 AM #11Maverick
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False. It will be a joint venture by
Don & Diedre ImusHoward & Beth, combining both of their passions...
Someone's colostomy bag is full...
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03-09-2013, 08:37 AM #12Maverick
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If its a wordplay on what each of them wants most in the world, shouldn't it be glamourcock? Originally Posted by BrerJimmy
False. It will be a joint venture byDon & Diedre ImusHoward & Beth, combining both of their passions...
The above is strictly my humble opinion.
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03-09-2013, 07:20 AM #13Bar Fly
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lol
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03-09-2013, 07:46 AM #14DS Supporter
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Sign my sandwich!!! dicknose fag...
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03-09-2013, 08:26 AM #16DS Supporter
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Harris taylor is a looooooser
I hope he doesn't post here. We all used to be fans.
Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02
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03-09-2013, 08:41 AM #17DS Supporter
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Howard HUGS Lots of People in that video.
HisfakeGermaphobia has been Cured.
The Psychiatrist is worth his weight in Gold!
Howard: "The show(AGT) will grow". - 6:50am 5/16/12
Howard: "NBC is Happy!" "100Million will watch". 7:35am 5/21/12
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