Have you guys seen Beth's shagtree profile?

**tired** · 03-09-2013, 03:24 AM

http://shagtree.com/relationships/be...chael-cerveris

This chick was working the circuit

**Butcher** · 03-09-2013, 03:24 AM

WTF is a shagtree

**tired** · 03-09-2013, 03:27 AM

It keeps score through tree limbs who's fucked who in Hollywood

**Butcher** · 03-09-2013, 03:28 AM

i see

**HooHoo** · 03-09-2013, 04:13 AM

Interesting.. It says she hooked up with Brian Van holt - the dopey "ex-husband" character of Courtney Cox on Cougartown.. Bwahahaha..

And get this.. says he also fucked .... AMANDA PEET. The same name Howard used to bring up out of the blue with great passive-aggressive hate and no explanation to back it up.

the plot thickens.. god i hope theres some truth to it.

**Bye You!** · 03-09-2013, 04:15 AM

Originally Posted by HooHoo

Interesting.. It says she hooked up with Brian Van holt - the dopey "ex-husband" character of Courtney Cox on Cougartown.. Bwahahaha..

And get this.. says he also fucked .... AMANDA PEET

the plot thickens..

Old news. Amanda "stole" him from Beth. That's why Howard hates Amanda.

Makes no sense at all.

**HooHoo** · 03-09-2013, 04:32 AM

Originally Posted by Bye You!

Old news. Amanda "stole" him from Beth. That's why Howard hates Amanda.

Makes no sense at all.

Got it. I guess I wasn't following the minutiae yet back when you guys figured this out. That or it was the kind of talk that got deleted over at SFN back in the day

As to it making no sense, my guess would be Beth fed Howard a revisionist, sympathy inducing version of what happened that painted Beth in the best possible light and made no mention of it being over some B-list actor

**Bye You!** · 03-09-2013, 05:47 AM

Originally Posted by HooHoo

Got it. I guess I wasn't following the minutiae yet back when you guys figured this out. That or it was the kind of talk that got deleted over at SFN back in the day

As to it making no sense, my guess would be Beth fed Howard a revisionist, sympathy inducing version of what happened that painted Beth in the best possible light and made no mention of it being over some B-list actor

Agreed. But for Howard to publicly rant against Amanda, and insult this successful, Ivy League graduate because a guy preferred her company over a shrill, classless, talentless college drop out makes him such a teenaged girl.

And that she even told Howard means she's still not over the dude, who has some nickname referencing his huge package. I forget what it is.

But Howard doesn't see this and plots revenge right along with Beth like they are two 13 year olds at a slumber party.

My husband would be like "good. Glad she stole him. That freed you up for me." They're mental, the both of them.

**IlluminatiJones** · 03-09-2013, 06:09 AM

Originally Posted by Bye You!

Agreed. But for Howard to publicly rant against Amanda, and insult this successful, Ivy League graduate because a guy preferred her company over a shrill, classless, talentless college drop out makes him such a teenaged girl.

And that she even told Howard means she's still not over the dude, who has some nickname referencing his huge package. I forget what it is.

But Howard doesn't see this and plots revenge right along with Beth like they are two 13 year olds at a slumber party.

My husband would be like "good. Glad she stole him. That freed you up for me."

If he even stopped to think about him! It would be one casual thought and it would be done forever.

But this is a torch that's been carried for fucking YEARS!!!

And you can't "steal" the unwilling. They're acting like Peet whacked him over the head and tossed him in her trunk and drove away cackling.

But what Howard's doing goes far beyond mere 'whipped-ness................................did you see what I did there?

This is ~~willful~~ downright gleeful self-castration.

You know he's not even "allowed" to think she's pretty, or like her at all.

You're being way too generous when you liken them to 13-year-olds.

**Beth143nacho** · 03-09-2013, 06:13 AM

Originally Posted by Bye You!

Agreed. But for Howard to publicly rant against Amanda, and insult this successful, Ivy League graduate because a guy preferred her company over a shrill, classless, talentless college drop out makes him such a teenaged girl.

And that she even told Howard means she's still not over the dude, who has some nickname referencing his huge package. I forget what it is.

But Howard doesn't see this and plots revenge right along with Beth like they are two 13 year olds at a slumber party.

My husband would be like "good. Glad she stole him. That freed you up for me." They're mental, the both of them.

Howard is a salesman... For shitty products... But a salesman