Two Man Boobs...Question

**Schmoopy** · 03-10-2013, 07:33 AM

Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem

nah bro i meant addressing your sewn shut asshole, your shitting into a bag through your belly tube, and your wife leaving you for an uncut reggie. she cuckolded your bag shitting sewn shut ass.

**Schmoopy** · 03-10-2013, 07:39 AM

2Mancolostomybag

**2Manboobs** · 03-10-2013, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem

nah bro i meant addressing your sewn shut asshole, your shitting into a bag through your belly tube, and your wife leaving you for an uncut reggie. she cuckolded your bag shitting sewn shut ass.

Next time your mom's giving you your bath or taking you bra shopping with her, that may be the best time to put aside your crippling fear of her ..and SHARE all of your sexual insecurities & fears ..She may even let you practice on her again if you're a good enough boy...With her loving guidance, you may even find that you're able to quit loving men altogether, and find a female companion under 400 pounds... That's a ways away, obviously. But what I'm trying to say is: Don't give up!! You may be able to live what many would consider a reasonably normal life in the next few years!! God bless

**dinkus mayhem** · 03-10-2013, 11:03 AM

Originally Posted by 2Manboobs

Next time your mom's giving you your bath or taking you bra shopping with her, that may be the best time to put aside your crippling fear of her ..and SHARE all of your sexual insecurities & fears ..She may even let you practice on her again if you're a good enough boy...With her loving guidance, you may even find that you're able to quit loving men altogether, and find a female companion under 400 pounds... That's a ways away, obviously. But what I'm trying to say is: Don't give up!! You may be able to live what many would consider a reasonably normal life in the next few years!! God bless

words.

**dinkus mayhem** · 03-10-2013, 11:03 AM

Originally Posted by Schmoopy

2Mancolostomybag

**dinkus mayhem** · 03-10-2013, 11:03 AM

2men1wife

**2Manboobs** · 03-10-2013, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem

words.

Of which you read every word twice, virgin-boy

**dinkus mayhem** · 03-10-2013, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by 2Manboobs

Of which you read every word twice, virgin-boy

if you think that's true, you dumber than a guy with a shit bag whose wife left him for a tree swinging reggie.

**hoochieking** · 03-10-2013, 11:51 AM

Originally Posted by 2Manboobs

Of course I've been in a fight... I wasn't born with a friggin silver spoon in my mouth. I went through the Long Beach Unified Public School system..Long Beach Poly (where Snoop Dog went) was in our school district... They started busing in Blaeks & Mexicans from the ghetto areas of Long Beach when I was in 6th grade, and they brought all their affiliated nonsense with them... So we had no choice but to stand our ground, when it was called for..

So in other words you got your ass kicked alot.

**Stew Nod** · 03-10-2013, 11:53 AM

So......hows everyones manboob thread going so far?

**2Manboobs** · 03-10-2013, 12:06 PM

Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem

if you think that's true, you dumber than a guy with a shit bag whose wife left him for a tree swinging reggie.

As sure as the Sun will rise tomorrow, you anxiously follow EVERYTHING I do here.... You're not fooling anybody with your feigned disinterest, Corkster. Only when people reject you (because of your mild retardation & crushing neediness) do you lash out like a second grader whose just been told that they have to go to bed early without any cuddle-time with Mommy ... I feel for ya, Corky. I know that your life's a sad existence. But you're gonna have to break free from you Mama's tractor-beam if you're ever gonna really enjoy life... I wish you luck in your endeavors, sir.