back in the day i used to read it all the time. when artie said something really cutting i would paste it to friends that missed the show. now theres no reason to. nothing exciting happens anymore. i haven't listened since howard did a year long infomercial for AGT.
His writing is almost incomprehensible, but it's a good source of information. By around 2009, I stopped fast-forwarding through the show on my own and started checking Marks' first to see if there were any decent segments on that day. Then I finally realized what a futile struggle that was and gave up on the show entirely.
If you lose a fight to a midget, you become one. It's true.
- Patton Oswalt