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    You know how when you finish eating Mexican food,

    the way you can feel your stomach starting to percolate, like you have the thing from Alien inside you?


    I love that.
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    Oh Lord

    How long until Dave shits his pants tonight?
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    dawg always said don't play troll in the house.

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    Oh Lord

    How long until Dave shits his pants tonight?
    10 minutes ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    the way you can feel your stomach starting to percolate, like you have the thing from Alien inside you?


    I love that.
    It guarantees a greasy dump within about 3 hours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwartney View Post
    It guarantees a greasy dump within about 3 hours.
    or ten minutes ago in Dave's case.
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    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    Oh Lord

    How long until Dave shits his pants tonight?
    http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs10/i/2006/120/3/f/jj_hearts_pink_floyd_by_Jessica_Necromancer.gif

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    That percolating feeling only means one thing.



    Big, loud, long, sleep farts.
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    Bean farts for the wife.

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    No. I can't say I have. (I wonder if that is a guy thing ). My stomach percolates with carbonated beverages or too much milk.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Peachy View Post
    No. I can't say I have. (I wonder if that is a guy thing ). My stomach percolates with carbonated beverages or too much milk.
    You are a woman. You are not supposed to percolate, or have any bowel related issues. Ever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    You are a woman. You are not supposed to percolate, or have any bowel related issues. Ever.
    I'll have a good long talk with my stomach. And the lactose intolerance thing is my own damn fault. Sometimes I use soy, rice or almond milk, but sometimes I just crave regular milk with my cereal. I love cereal so much, it's too good to resist.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    That percolating feeling only means one thing.



    Big, loud, long, sleep farts.
    Or a sloppy Jackson Pollack spray job on the toilet tomorrow

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    A new Mexican joint just opened next to my tattoo guy's place and their only other location is in San Diego and the are supposed to be well known for "mission" style burritos... Good thing I've got an appointment for tomorrow at 11.

    I've been meaning to ask Dave if he heard iof them but I keep forgetting to get the name of the joint.

    pic thread??
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    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    That percolating feeling only means one thing.



    Big, loud, long, sleep farts.
    poor Shifty!
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    kate upton is perfect!
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    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.

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    poor Shifty!
    He's hiding right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack View Post
    A new Mexican joint just opened next to my tattoo guy's place and their only other location is in San Diego and the are supposed to be well known for "mission" style burritos... Good thing I've got an appointment for tomorrow at 11.

    I've been meaning to ask Dave if he heard iof them but I keep forgetting to get the name of the joint.

    pic thread??
    Mission style, refers to the Mission District in San Francisco. Originator of the huge burrito.

    San Francisco burrito is a type of burrito that first became popular during the 1960s in the Mission District of San Francisco, California. Author Gustavo Arellano classifies the Mission-style burrito as one of three major styles of burritos in the United States, following the earlier, simple burrito consisting of beans, rice, and meat and preceding the California burrito containing cheese and potatoes that was developed in the 1980s.[1] Originally a Mexican-American food, the San Francisco burrito is distinguished from a regular burrito partly by the amount of rice and other side dishes included in the package, and also by its sheer size.[2] The size is responsible for its inclusion in the Urban Food Log category.[3]

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    Quote Originally Posted by JJDealer View Post
    Mission style, refers to the Mission District in San Francisco. Originator of the huge burrito.

    San Francisco burrito is a type of burrito that first became popular during the 1960s in the Mission District of San Francisco, California. Author Gustavo Arellano classifies the Mission-style burrito as one of three major styles of burritos in the United States, following the earlier, simple burrito consisting of beans, rice, and meat and preceding the California burrito containing cheese and potatoes that was developed in the 1980s.[1] Originally a Mexican-American food, the San Francisco burrito is distinguished from a regular burrito partly by the amount of rice and other side dishes included in the package, and also by its sheer size.[2] The size is responsible for its inclusion in the Urban Food Log category.[3]
    they opened about 6 blocks from where you stayed at.


    Probably the last thing in the world you'd care to eat when you're from there and visiting here, but what the hell.
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    kate upton is perfect!
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    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack View Post
    they opened about 6 blocks from where you stayed at.


    Probably the last thing in the world you'd care to eat when you're from there and visiting here, but what the hell.
    I welcome a good burrito anytime,let me know how it is.

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