hey 2manboobs. come here please. i got something i want to say.

**dinkus mayhem** · 03-09-2013, 02:12 PM

what's up buddy?

**The Gas Face** · 03-09-2013, 02:12 PM

why do you hate the boobs so much?

**LonghornJ** · 03-09-2013, 02:13 PM

I wonder if "1manboobs" was already taken when he registered.

**dinkus mayhem** · 03-09-2013, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by The Gas Face

why do you hate the boobs so much?

i don't hate him at all. he's a crabby old fucker but that isn't a reason to hate him.

Originally Posted by LonghornJ

I wonder if "1manboobs" was already taken when he registered.

**nfbuckeye** · 03-09-2013, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem

i don't hate him at all. he's a crabby old fucker but that isn't a reason to hate him.

Just got over a bout of super aggressive butt cancer too...or so I've heard. Apparently, his whole rectum fell out. I'd be crabby if I had to have an apparatus poop for me.

**dinkus mayhem** · 03-09-2013, 02:36 PM

Originally Posted by nfbuckeye

Just got over a bout of super aggressive butt cancer too...or so I've heard. Apparently, his whole rectum fell out. I'd be crabby if I had to have an apparatus poop for me.

for real, that crabby old fucker got a colostomy bag?

you know when you get a colostomy bag that they sew your butthole closed?

you'd think that with no butthole he'd have better things to think about than kids in skinny jeans.

**LonghornJ** · 03-09-2013, 02:39 PM

"Ima sew your asshole closed and keep feedin' you, and feedin' you, and feedin' you..."

**nazdrowie** · 03-09-2013, 02:41 PM

I heard he loves French hot dogs

**HeinousMark** · 03-09-2013, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem

you know when you get a colostomy bag that they sew your butthole closed?

No shit?

I guess it makes sense, but what if it's a temporary thing? Buttplug? I'll be honest medical butt things scare the fuck out of me...and I feel utterly devastated/humiliated having a prostate check, stuff like that. My mind is all "Grow up and accept it as a natural and healthy neccessity, it's not like you're being raped" but my gut feeling says "FUCK YOU THAT'S MY ASSHOLE!!!

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**Beer Can Cock** · 03-09-2013, 02:48 PM

His wife left him for an urban gentleman

**GHP** · 03-09-2013, 02:49 PM

The African slaves used to get dysentery on the voyage over and the slavers would tar their asses closed so they wouldn't leak at auction

Good times

**nfbuckeye** · 03-09-2013, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by Beer Can Cock

His wife left him for an urban gentleman

Oof, that explains the bigotry.

**TonyJax** · 03-09-2013, 02:56 PM

Originally Posted by GHP

The African slaves used to get dysentery on the voyage over and the slavers would tar their asses closed so they wouldn't leak at auction

Good times

Slavers were not nice

**dinkus mayhem** · 03-09-2013, 02:58 PM

Originally Posted by Beer Can Cock

His wife left him for an urban gentleman

**dinkus mayhem** · 03-09-2013, 02:59 PM

he can't be cornfused about why a lady would dump a old mean white guy with his asshole sewed shut for a urban gentleman, regardless of whether urban means hipster dufus or lengthy black teen.

**sickfeeling** · 03-09-2013, 03:00 PM

i cant but see people as their AVs
when I see dinkus posting my mind paints me a picture of an adorable little red haired boy that destroys cunts

**dinkus mayhem** · 03-09-2013, 03:01 PM

Originally Posted by sickfeeling

i cant but see people as their AVs
when I see dinkus posting my mind paints me a picture of an adorable little red haired boy that destroys cunts

i still see you as teddy. i like you as teddy.

**GHP** · 03-09-2013, 03:01 PM

Originally Posted by TonyJax

Slavers were not nice

Neither were many of the slaves. At least the slavers weren't stupid too

**dinkus mayhem** · 03-09-2013, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by GHP

Neither were many of the slaves. At least the slavers weren't stupid too

when columbus was in the west indies (aka the carribean islands) he said about the indiginous people that they were friendly and strong and could be easily enslaved. then he cut off their hands if they misbehaved while mining gold that he would then take from them.