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    Why does The Twart so hate Legendary Poster Lumpy?

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    Penis envy.
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    That homo would fuck me in my ass with his 3 inch AROUND cock, and I couldn't get my pussy licked ONCE...and I showered WAAAAY more than he did.

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    No. Not that...
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    Lumpy is the shit.
    Club Teeney.
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    Don't be a fucking retard

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    Vagina envy?
    Quote Originally Posted by Nikkerz View Post
    That homo would fuck me in my ass with his 3 inch AROUND cock, and I couldn't get my pussy licked ONCE...and I showered WAAAAY more than he did.

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    Lumpy yearns.
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    Lumpy's a thrusting machine!!!
    Major Cattitude

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    Lumpy's pain.
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    Bump. Lol vital Lol Lully.
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    where's The Cupster to weigh in on all this?

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    Lumpy and the Cunt went to a few social occasions together, at a time when the Cunt was looking for answers at the bottom of whiskey bottles. Lumpy usually reminds the Cunt of this, on a regular basis. Then they go at it hammer and tongs with spousal abuse, alcoholism, etc., thrown in the mix.

    It's ugly. Lumpy has asked for a cease fire, but the Cunt is relentless.
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    I said Lumpy's dog has Down Syndrome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by artiesoffspring View Post
    Lumpy ate shit.
    Fixed
    Oh for the wings of any bird other than a battery hen....but that's the spirit of the age!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    I said Lumpy's dog has Down Syndrome.
    I called him a fag and he went berserk on me
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    Lumpy and the Cunt went to a few social occasions together, at a time when the Cunt was looking for answers at the bottom of whiskey bottles. Lumpy usually reminds the Cunt of this, on a regular basis. Then they go at it hammer and tongs with spousal abuse, alcoholism, etc., thrown in the mix.

    It's ugly. Lumpy has asked for a cease fire, but the Cunt is relentless.
    Something along them lines but it was rum
    Oh for the wings of any bird other than a battery hen....but that's the spirit of the age!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    I called him a fag and he went berserk on me
    That sounds like the lump
    Oh for the wings of any bird other than a battery hen....but that's the spirit of the age!

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    He also ate my sig
    Oh for the wings of any bird other than a battery hen....but that's the spirit of the age!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cunt View Post
    That sounds like the lump
    He wants to meet me at the bike rack after school
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    One other thing... He started it... I always got a long with him then out of the blue he started shit
    Oh for the wings of any bird other than a battery hen....but that's the spirit of the age!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    He wants to meet me at the bike rack after school
    with them rolls of fat he could be a bike rack if he was laying on he's side
    Oh for the wings of any bird other than a battery hen....but that's the spirit of the age!

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