Where Are They Now?

**Lou Cypher** · 03-08-2013, 04:49 PM

Originally Posted by tired

Awesome

Yeah! I was all set to watch it, but I just found out that Justin Timberlake is hosting. Can't stand him.

I'll record it and FF through his shit.

**Bye You!** · 03-08-2013, 04:50 PM

Originally Posted by Nemo

http://www.eonline.com/news/387700/t...s&dlvrit=79438

Tom Hanks Ogles Olivia Wilde's Engagement Rings at a Knicks Game

if I had a girl crush it would be on her. She is gorgeous.

**Lou Cypher** · 03-08-2013, 04:50 PM

Originally Posted by knu3421

man martin is short.

**Nemo** · 03-08-2013, 04:54 PM

Originally Posted by Bye You!

if I had a girl crush it would be on her. She is gorgeous.

She is a cockburn!

**qb123** · 03-08-2013, 05:03 PM

Surprised SNL has never done some sort of an allstar night with all these guys hosting at once.

**Jon Hein is God** · 03-08-2013, 05:08 PM

What's happening:

Justin Timberlake is joining the 5-Timers Club tomorrow.

But....everybody in that photo is a member except Martin Short (hosted three times -- once with Steve Martin and Chevy Chase) and Dan Aykroyd (hosted 1 time).\

Here's the original 5-Timers sketch featuring Conan O'Brien.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272393

**Bye You!** · 03-08-2013, 05:10 PM

Originally Posted by Jon Hein is God

What's happening:

Justin Timberlake is joining the 5-Timers Club tomorrow.

But....everybody in that photo is a member except Martin Short (hosted three times -- once with Steve Martin and Chevy Chase) and Dan Aykroyd (hosted 1 time).

wasn't martin a regular? Ed Grimley?

**Bye You!** · 03-08-2013, 05:10 PM

Originally Posted by Nemo

She is a cockburn!

i don't know what that means!

**Jon Hein is God** · 03-08-2013, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by Bye You!

wasn't martin a regular? Ed Grimley?

Five-Timers Club = 5 times hosting and/or musical guest.

If they counted cast members, then Dean Edwards and Jeff Richards would be members (Who?)

**Jon Hein is God** · 03-08-2013, 05:16 PM

Originally Posted by Bye You!

if I had a girl crush it would be on her. She is gorgeous.

**Nemo** · 03-08-2013, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by Bye You!

i don't know what that means!

Olivia Jane Cockburn
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olivia_Wilde

**Ben Dover** · 03-08-2013, 05:47 PM

Originally Posted by Lou Cypher

Yeah! I was all set to watch it, but I just found out that Justin Timberlake is hosting. Can't stand him.

I'll record it and FF through his shit.

I hate him as a singer, but he's always been funny on SNL.

"The Barry Gibb Talk Show" with him and Jimmy Fallon was always a knockout

**Lou Cypher** · 03-08-2013, 06:31 PM

Originally Posted by Ben Dover

I hate him as a singer, but he's always been funny on SNL.

"The Barry Gibb Talk Show" with him and Jimmy Fallon was always a knockout

Okay, good point. That did make me laugh. He's such a smug little fuck, though. Makes my skin crawl most of the time.

**ilovebacon** · 03-08-2013, 06:35 PM

love JT on SNL!

**Snotty** · 03-08-2013, 06:44 PM

Originally Posted by Partyxanimal

I think he was the first guest on the show.

Paul Simon as a Thanksgiving turkey is a classic........And George Carlin was the very first guest host.....................

**SouthernListen** · 03-08-2013, 09:04 PM

They should do a "Where are they now?" series on former HSS guests. I for one would love to know what happened to the 9/11 Widow who smoked crack and her ex-cop scumbag boyfriend.

**IlluminatiJones** · 03-09-2013, 03:23 AM

Originally Posted by Lou Cypher

Okay, good point. That did make me laugh. He's such a smug little fuck, though. Makes my skin crawl most of the time.

Yeah, me too. On top of the smugness he seems so completely phony and alternately sycophantic/back-stabby, depending on who's in the room or out of earshot, and just a guy who's completely "in" for no good reason whatsoever.

He probably just sucked the right cock. There's really no other explanation.

And even though he's over 30 he seems like a punk kid, and I think he'll seem that way at 50........................just this rotten little creepy little scrawny little mental/emotional man-child.

**jrstinkfish** · 03-09-2013, 06:34 AM

I've never laughed at a single thing he has done. He has no comic timing, no natural ability to be funny, just sort of gloms on to the professionals around him and hams it up because he lacks those two traits (see the animated GIF above). He gets laughs for the same reason I laugh when a hot chick tries to be funny.

**Lou Cypher** · 03-09-2013, 07:12 AM

Originally Posted by IlluminatiJones

Yeah, me too. On top of the smugness he seems so completely phony and alternately sycophantic/back-stabby, depending on who's in the room or out of earshot, and just a guy who's completely "in" for no good reason whatsoever.

He probably just sucked the right cock. There's really no other explanation.

And even though he's over 30 he seems like a punk kid, and I think he'll seem that way at 50........................just this rotten little creepy little scrawny little mental/emotional man-child.

Yes! Thank you! Dumped his boy band friends when he got all of the attention, stole his style from better performers and, for some reason, people can't stop kissing his ass. "Multi-talented", "triple threat". Please. And ugly! Creepy little gnome-faced chia pet prick.

Ah...I feel better.

**Nurse Remulak** · 03-09-2013, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by knu3421

There are a lot of post its on that board to the right.

I work in "the biz." The post it board is used to organize the skits for the next show. They get moved around, added or discarded until a final order for the final taping is decided upon. It's the old school way of doing things.

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