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    Howard And The "Evolved" Cow

    Howard has recently said that cows are too evolved to eat and that he knows of no one "with anything going on" that still eats beef. Yet he shows up at AGT wearing a massive leather coat, he wears leather shoes, his cars and limo have leather interiors and his wife owns every leather "pocketbook" and shoe ever created. Cows are too "evolved" to eat but using their skin as a show of wealth is just fine. I'd love to hear how he justifies that one.


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    Howard Hypocrite Stern.
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    He's a lying scumbag

    He doesn't eat beef because he can't chew with them messed up chompers.
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    I believe that Stern was ensconced in leather when he lectured his staff about being evolved.




    listen to Howard and Robin at the very beginning of this clip....


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    Wasn't there a picture of Beths multi level shoe/bag room?

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    Does he have some secret life coach that is teaching him this shit?

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    Chimney-land is jam packed with the fruits of child slave labor on tortured animals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bye You! View Post
    He's a lying scumbag

    He doesn't eat beef because he can't chew with them messed up chompers.

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    He doesn't care about cows or their "souls." Howard doesn't want to eat meat because of health reasons, and I think he's scared to say that for fear of getting sued like Oprah was years back. If he had just never said anything about meat or meat eaters, no one would know he's such a fucking hypocrite. Well, they'd know for other reasons, but not this particular one...
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    he's just making sure all the dead cows we eat didn't die in vain. howard and beth allow them to live on through their fashionable wardrobes. there are none more enlightened.
    "If my wife started going to a bereavement counselor, I'd throw her out." Howard referring to Nancy's grieving of Timmy the cat.

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    How out of touch to say that nobody with anything going on still eats cows.

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    so i guess his shoes aren't leather nor his endless wardrobe of black jackets....Do we even want to mention his wife's bags?

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    And Beffy has never mentioned leather shoes and handbags, or fur to my knowledge. I guess dressing up pretty for daddy with daddy's money is the responsible thing to do about animals.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Peachy View Post
    And Beffy has never mentioned leather shoes and handbags, or fur to my knowledge. I guess dressing up pretty for daddy with daddy's money is the responsible thing to do about animals.
    She did do an anti-fur ad, if I remember right it was a picture of her holding one of her cats with a slogan like: "This is the only fur I wear". It goes back to that same hypocrisy, she won't wear a fox or a mink but will wear a cow. The same with Howard and only eating fish, many of the expensive choices at Nobu are expensive because they have been overfished to the point of being endangered, that's OK but eating chickens, turkeys, cows etc... that we have in abundance is wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BethSucks View Post
    She did do an anti-fur ad, if I remember right it was a picture of her holding one of her cats with a slogan like: "This is the only fur I wear". It goes back to that same hypocrisy, she won't wear a fox or a mink but will wear a cow. The same with Howard and only eating fish, many of the expensive choices at Nobu are expensive because they have been overfished to the point of being endangered, that's OK but eating chickens, turkeys, cows etc... that we have in abundance is wrong.
    Oh, Ok. I didn't know that about the "cat fur" ad. But you are totally right, wearing cow is A-OK in that household. I think I've seen her in python before too.




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    unrelated but since i don't want to start a thread; i came across this picture of young larry david. he was never hideous like howard so it was probably easier for him to accept baldness. all howard had was hair so he had to buy it back once it started leaving him. he needed to cover his face as much as possible.


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    The fur "ad" where she posed naked with her cat was just a stupid "photo shoot" she and The Wig did. He put some words in it with the NSAL logo.

    It was never printed anywhere.

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    Typical Howard/Beth logic.

    Beth wants to save wildlife in the Hamptons but didn't care when a bunch of trees were cut down to build a fucking mansion.

    Howard cares so much about the environment that he travels on a private plane.

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    At first when I saw the word "Cow" I thought it was about Robin.
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