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  1. 03-08-2013, 03:06 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by hidden dragon View Post
    Hate losing my keys
    I looked EVERYWHERE. Even rooted around in the snow in my driveway...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Engaged Chicken View Post
    Oh SHIT! What do you mean you lost them??? And why don't you have one in a super-secret location in your backyard, like in a planter or under a rock????
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    Quote Originally Posted by babybear View Post
    my house key is on the same ring with my car key.
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    Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came and never left your side.
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    in b4 didja you look up your ass


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    I'll bet they're inside on the kitchen table
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neesie View Post
    I looked EVERYWHERE. Even rooted around in the snow in my driveway...
    Did you dump your purse out on your carseat and look there??
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    Me and munny had a great time at the car show and the city yesterday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post
    in b4 didja you look up your ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neesie View Post
    I guess you will now!
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    Me and munny had a great time at the car show and the city yesterday.
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    Some poor sap is going to lose a leg running over those keys with the lawnmower this spring.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Engaged Chicken View Post
    Did you dump your purse out on your carseat and look there??
    All she found were cigarette butts and tampon wrappers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Engaged Chicken View Post
    Did you dump your purse out on your carseat and look there??
    I realized they were missing at lunch. I just ran out for something to eat so I could leave work a little early today. Dumped out my whole purse and the other bag I carry in my office.
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    I dropped mine in a urinal once
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    Quote Originally Posted by Butcher View Post
    I'll bet they're inside on the kitchen table
    I needed them to LOCK THE DOOR. Idiot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Butcher View Post
    I dropped mine in a urinal once
    I flushed mine down the toilet at the library once.
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    Me and munny had a great time at the car show and the city yesterday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neesie View Post
    I realized they were missing at lunch. I just ran out for something to eat so I could leave work a little early today. Dumped out my whole purse and the other bag I carry in my office.
    Are you sure you had them when you left the house this morning?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LonghornJ View Post
    All she found were cigarette butts and tampon wrappers.
    Oh now.
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    Me and munny had a great time at the car show and the city yesterday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neesie View Post
    I needed them to LOCK THE DOOR. Idiot.
    Then they are in your car. Mystery solved. Open the passenger side door and look. They are between the door and the seat, I'll bet you anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neesie View Post
    I needed them to LOCK THE DOOR. Idiot.
    Jesus. I have feelings, you know
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    I would like to run your head through a wall.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Engaged Chicken View Post
    I flushed mine down the toilet at the library once.
    I reached in and got mine. You had it way worse
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