my bad.... turns out the lion was just a bad pussy... nothing worse then dying from bad pussy
okay the lion wasn't bad he as just being a lion .. but that doesn't sound as offensive ... so i take back what i said about the chick that was killed...
but don't feel too bad i hear her job was a SNAP.... get it? get it??
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - The African lion that killed aCalifornia wildlife sanctuary worker had slipped out of a holding pen, which apparently was left improperly secured, and crept up on the woman inside a larger enclosure to attack her, the coroner said on Friday.Dianna Hanson, 24, an intern at the Cat Haven sanctuary east of Fresno, died almost instantly on Wednesday after the big cat, a 350-pound (160 kg) male named Cous Cous, snapped her neck, according to an autopsy conducted on Thursday.
Hanson was cleaning the larger enclosure when the lion escaped from its holding pen, apparently by lifting a gate that slides vertically, Fresno County Coroner Dr. David Hadden told Reuters.
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03-08-2013, 01:06 PM #1Duke of Douchebags
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Ooooops Turns out woman killed by lion wasn't at fault
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03-08-2013, 01:07 PM #2DS Supporter
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does it matter?
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03-08-2013, 01:07 PM #3Duke of Douchebags
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Originally Posted by stripes
'Don't cry Don't raise your eye It's only teenage wasteland'
Howard: How can they ever replace your voice?
Roger: No that's Pete
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03-08-2013, 01:09 PM #4Awaiting The Rapture
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it's the perfect murder
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03-08-2013, 01:24 PM #5Douchebag Extraordinaire
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That's a sucky way to die for sure. (I imagine anyway)
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03-08-2013, 01:28 PM #6Loud Mouth Drunk
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Felines are the only animals that matter.
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03-08-2013, 01:29 PM #7Maverick
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an african killed a white woman
masha allah
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03-08-2013, 02:36 PM #8Awaiting The Rapture
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could have been one swipe to the back of the head, broken neck, no pain at all Originally Posted by Lemmy
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03-08-2013, 02:47 PM #9Banned Member
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they don't kill like that; kung foo people think they kill like that. big cats kill prey by stalking them, grabbing them from behind their necks in their mouths and biting down. their fangs are spaced appropriately to sever the spinal cord in one bite. its how cats are designed, and what makes them such good clean up killers that they always evolve to be the appropriate size to keep the population of their prey down effectively. Originally Posted by MatthewT
could have been one swipe to the back of the head, broken neck, no pain at allok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
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03-08-2013, 03:48 PM #10DS Supporter
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those Africans are sneaky
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03-08-2013, 04:14 PM #11DS Supporter
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So the lion planned the attack, then he deserves to die!
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