ARM's UNedited call into "Back Office Radio"

[PSU Shower Room]

Arm, you are the Einstein of callers. I think you need to step up your game and call into O&A b/c they will let your funniness fly. But be clandestine....

GODDAMNIT! i wish i had thought of this first!!!


O&A don't take many calls. when they do, they have a low tolerance for lameness and often times talk over the caller.. i would think that ARM might be able to get through by reputation alone, but he'd have to be subtle and get to the point quickly.

[ARM]

Arm, you are the Einstein of callers. I think you need to step up your game and call into O&A b/c they will let your funniness fly. But be clandestine....

Opie "We have ARM from Ames, Pa on the phone..."

Arm "I recently moved to Palm Beach, and I was walking the beach bundled in my scarf. We have had an evasion of Pelicans...what should I do?"

if you keep making obscure references...O&A will laugh their ass off.

Thanks again man!! Ya know I never actually think about calling O&A. One thing, I'm barely ever up at that time. But the OTHER thing is in the times I've heard them they are absolutely beyond shitty with caller consistency and tolerance.

They expect everybody to be like Patrice O'Neal within 15 seconds. MEANWHILE they just farted up the air waves for the previous 90 minutes EATING on the air, popping the mics, TONS of dead air and mumbling irrelevant stories with SAM & EROCK this and ROLAND fucking that. I would certainly do it, but I just don't trust their ADHD comedic proclivities to join in our fun, and they seemed neutered recently.

With that said, why the fuck haven't these guys picked up the battan on ALL this radar and Zoo Za Zoo stuff???? WTF are they doing on their show that could POSSIBLY take precedence over this if they STILL don't have a major gag order on them from new mgmt. THIS golden opportunity may not surface again to pound Wigward back to the stone age again.

[ARM]

GODDAMNIT! i wish i had thought of this first!!!


O&A don't take many calls. when they do, they have a low tolerance for lameness and often times talk over the caller.. i would think that ARM might be able to get through by reputation alone, but he'd have to be subtle and get to the point quickly.

That's certainly true but what THEY deem lame doesnt mean it's lame!? I mean who's LAMER than Opie whining?? And Anthony's one NON-confrontational guinea pedophile racist mook when the topics not perfect. Not the biggest Norton fan either. He's tries tooo hard to be shocking with cunt cunt this, and twat twat that, and rape rape rape tranny tranny tranny etc. We get it Jimmy, you're edgy.

I like them on OCCASION, but they seem to be only as good as the comic they have sitting in (which isn't a bad thing) OR they're bashing Wigward which seems to gagged now IMO being that Zoo Za Zoo and this twitter is off their radar.

[PSU Shower Room]

i wasn't trying to imply you are lame. what i was getting at, was that if you made it on the air, you'd have a very small window to speak your peace.

it's like they have ADHD when it comes to callers.

[ARM]

i wasn't trying to imply you are lame. what i was getting at, was that if you made it on the air, you'd have a very small window to speak your peace.

it's like they have ADHD when it comes to callers.

No no no, I didn't take it that way in any way shape or form! I AGREE with every word of your analysis of their shit attention-span and radar with callers. I was just saying I'm very circumspect of their whole oat-meal/grape-eating on the air, Jeff Probst choker-chain, SAM/EROCK/ROLAND borish slop, whisper/mumble, too-cool-for-the-room, cunt-cunt-cunt, twat-twat-twat forced persona & format for our cause to get it out like I'd want to with minutes real estate, of which they have much.

But they also have this almost homoerotic O&A speak that sort of turns me off, and I don't think I'm tapped into as well. I don't think with any shred of integrity I have left I could say things like "HEY BBBBOYZ" or "I'M PUNCHING OUT BOYZ" or "LIL JIMMY" etc with any fervor without severe suicidal douche-chills.

The fact they haven't REMOTELY commented on all this yet somewhat proves they must have a contract clause gag-order prohibiting them from Wigward slander or moreover TRUTHS. IN FACT, I tweeted them ALL this shit and they STILL blew it off for innocuous fluff material on Friday.

[PSU Shower Room]

No no no, I didn't take it that way in any way shape or form! I AGREE with every word of your analysis of their shit attention-span and radar with callers. I was just saying I'm very circumspect of their whole oat-meal/grape-eating on the air, Jeff Probst choker-chain, SAM/EROCK/ROLAND borish slop, whisper/mumble, too-cool-for-the-room, cunt-cunt-cunt, twat-twat-twat forced persona & format for our cause to get it out like I'd want to with minutes real estate, of which they have much.

But they also have this almost homoerotic O&A speak that sort of turns me off, and I don't think I'm tapped into as well. I don't think with any shred of integrity I have left I could say things like "HEY BBBBOYZ" or "I'M PUNCHING OUT BOYZ" or "LIL JIMMY" etc with any fervor without severe suicidal douche-chills.

The fact they haven't REMOTELY commented on all this yet somewhat proves they must have a contract clause gag-order prohibiting them from Wigward slander or moreover TRUTHS. IN FACT, I tweeted them ALL this shit and they STILL blew it off for innocuous fluff material on Friday.

no worries friend. i just wanted to make clear that it wasn't a dig.

i agree, it's frustrating. i hope howard is dumb enough to fuck with them enough to enrage them. maybe something will come of this guest booking issue...

[ARM]

no worries friend. i just wanted to make clear that it wasn't a dig.

i agree, it's frustrating. i hope howard is dumb enough to fuck with them enough to enrage them. maybe something will come of this guest booking issue...

You're waaayyy more in the O&A know than I. What do YOU personally think is stopping them from grabbing this ZZZ and twitter bullies bataan from us and playing "smear the queer" on Wigward?

[PSU Shower Room]

You're waaayyy more in the O&A know than I. What do YOU personally think is stopping them from grabbing this ZZZ and twitter bullies bataan from us and playing "smear the queer" on Wigward?

here are my best guesses:

1) howard still has enough pull to keep the gag order intact. i think this is the least likely one.

2) the boys are in a relatively comfortable spot. like howard, they've already fought their wars and there isn't enough motivation to take up ARMs (shitty pun intended). although if they continue to fuck with O&A booking guests, this may change. this is probably the most realistic.

3)they are waiting. they are aware of dawgs and all the shit that is going down. opie's malevolence is underrated. that guy can hold a grudge. they are feeling out the new management in terms of how it regards howard and are waiting to pounce when the time is right. this is what i hope.

even people who are not fans of O&A can appreciate a good old radio war. and while O&A may have a smaller audience (and i don't even know how true that is these days), they have a shitload of ammo stockpiled.

[Greekfreak]

That's certainly true but what THEY deem lame doesnt mean it's lame!? I mean who's LAMER than Opie whining?? And Anthony's one NON-confrontational guinea pedophile racist mook when the topics not perfect. Not the biggest Norton fan either. He's tries tooo hard to be shocking with cunt cunt this, and twat twat that, and rape rape rape tranny tranny tranny etc. We get it Jimmy, you're edgy.

I like them on OCCASION, but they seem to be only as good as the comic they have sitting in (which isn't a bad thing) OR they're bashing Wigward which seems to gagged now IMO being that Zoo Za Zoo and this twitter is off their radar.

Arn, we have sympatico on this one.

O&A are not shitty because they "imitated Howard", as Wiggy constantly says, but because they're simply shitty hosts. They don't have good radio voices, nor are they aware of how painfully unfunny they are when they attempt humour. They've never made me laugh, though I have tuned in when certain guests are on the air long enough to take time away from hearing their unfunny asses.

[ClumpyStern]

Arn, we have sympatico on this one.

O&A are not shitty because they "imitated Howard", as Wiggy constantly says, but because they're simply shitty hosts. They don't have good radio voices, nor are they aware of how painfully unfunny they are when they attempt humour. They've never made me laugh, though I have tuned in when certain guests are on the air long enough to take time away from hearing their unfunny asses.

I gave them a try and got nothing from them either...but they're comedic fuckin' geniuses and Nobel laureates compared to Covino & Rich.