What are the embarrassing nicknames you call your pets?

[J High]

Had a cat named shit head. Wife was embarrassed to take him to the vet.

See, now that's funny....Clearly my buddy is not the only one with this sense of humor....he named the cat "Cunty Mic Pussy Lips", the poor wife just calls the cat Puss at the vet

[Mack]

Assholeface

I call Gus "Nigger Face Jew" sometimes.


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[Mur]

I call the Yorkie a little shit.

[Mack]

Oh my gosh, is that serious??? I love him, I must have him!!!!

Fat bastard rules the roost here. He's WRECKED Gus twice.

[Mack]

Fat and grumpy way to go through life.

[gwartney]

Woofie, Sasser, woof-woof, Fido. Her name is Sassie but she hardly ever get's called that.
I forgot one more: Woofenstein 3d

[J High]

Woofie, Sasser, woof-woof, Fido. Her name is Sassie but she hardly ever get's called that.
I forgot one more: Woofenstein 3d

Adorable, maybe naughty pants with that pic I don't get where Fido fits in though

[J High]

Fat and grumpy way to go through life.

I MUST have this cat, soooo cute!!!!

[Just Peachy]

Kinsey the Chug, is called Kiki.



Luna, the Boston Terrier, is called LuLu, Lunia Petunia, and LeeLee.



And Walden, the Pug, is called Wawa, Wee Wee, or WaWa WeeWA.. Sometimes I say "WACKA WACKA" to him.

And I speak Baby Talk to them all the time. It's just how I roll.

[J High]

Kinsey the Chug, is called Kiki.



Luna, the Boston Terrier, is called LuLu, Lunia Petunia, and LeeLee.



And Walden, the Pug, is called Wawa, Wee Wee, or WaWa WeeWA.. Sometimes I say "WACKA WACKA" to him.

And I speak Baby Talk to them all the time. It's just how I roll.

All adorable ....Kiki's pic is like yello, I'm so cute....
Now I'm a bit confused with LuLu's pic, where did the 3rd paw come from?
And the Wacka Wacka pic is perfect, so snuggly....

I also do the baby talk, boyfriend yells about it but whatever.... I wub them

[TonyJax]

Stinky butt.

[VAsiCkBoy]

I inherited my Mother's cat....her name is Miss Kitty.
So every morning I have to yell "Miss Kitty, come get yer Fancy Feast"

[VAsiCkBoy]

Stinky butt.

Hey! That's what I call my cat.

[gwartney]

Adorable, maybe naughty pants with that pic I don't get where Fido fits in though

For some reason, when she gets in trouble, we call her Fido.

[gwartney]

I love dog threads!

[Charon]

Bean Head
Sassy Pants
Squeakers

[AnimalGod]

3 cats big momma little momma and pretty momma.

[gwartney]

3 cats big momma little momma and pretty momma.

Have you ever accidentally eaten one of your cats?

[Mack]

I MUST have this cat, soooo cute!!!!

Ummm, he's so fat he can't clean himself and needs his ass wiped after he shits.

[beetlejosh]

On paper her name is plain ol' "Buddy"...

But I tend to call her, Little Doo-doo head, Peepee Face, Cacas, Cacitas, Mierdas, Pig and/or Fat Pig.