The Pelican's Briefs

**Ruffypup** · 03-08-2013, 11:08 AM

I predict that on Monday Howard will really talk up how beautiful and how much chemistry he and Heidi Klum have.....all in the attempt to play rain deer games with Beth and get her jelly. Lest never forget these two are like a junior high "couple".

**GaryPuppet** · 03-08-2013, 11:16 AM

**DaBUU** · 03-08-2013, 11:37 AM

I actually hope he tries to get Beff jealous.

**meanredhed** · 03-08-2013, 11:41 AM

Originally Posted by DaBUU

I actually hope he tries to get Beff jealous.

That would be funny, but there would have to actually be a hope in hell that Heidi would look twice at him unless it was necessary for the cameras.

**Ruffypup** · 03-08-2013, 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by meanredhed

That would be funny, but there would have to actually be a hope in hell that Heidi would look twice at him unless it was necessary for the cameras.

After it was announced that Heidi Klum was the new judge to sit next to Howard, Beth tweeted that she misses Howard when he is gone and wants him back home or something... lol Jr Highschool games

**DaBUU** · 03-08-2013, 11:53 AM

Originally Posted by Ruffypup

After it was announced that Heidi Klum was the new judge to sit next to Howard, Beth tweeted that she misses Howard when he is gone and wants him back home or something... lol Jr Highschool games

sounds like Beth, now I hope Howard fucks Heidi. I'd love it if she was all touchy, feely with him on the show. See what the tweets would read then.

**meanredhed** · 03-08-2013, 11:57 AM

Originally Posted by Ruffypup

After it was announced that Heidi Klum was the new judge to sit next to Howard, Beth tweeted that she misses Howard when he is gone and wants him back home or something... lol Jr Highschool games

ugg, definately cringe worthy. Games his daughters are too mature to play.

**Bye You!** · 03-08-2013, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by meanredhed

That would be funny, but there would have to actually be a hope in hell that Heidi would look twice at him unless it was necessary for the cameras.

Or that Beth would care.

She would love if if he dumped her ass. I'm sure she'd be rich as can be if he left her, and that's why he's still around and puts up with her nonsense.

**meanredhed** · 03-08-2013, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by Bye You!

Or that Beth would care.

She would love if if he dumped her ass. I'm sure she'd be rich as can be if he left her, and that's why he's still around and puts up with her nonsense.

That's very true, but then who would do all the "photo shoots" her devoted fans demand of her??